szastin it

the act of masturbating to your friends best friend in his house after or before sexual intercourse usually involving anal pleasure

he wouldnt do it fo rme so i szasted it in his bathroom

by jeff March 09, 2005

lamez0r

The act of being lame or lamo. Used to insult n00bs and g00ns when they show their lameness. Can also be used to curse a bad situation. Only 1337 haxx0rs are able to utilize this uberawesome word.

"Look! That Katie is so lamez0r!"

"Garbage! That shot was lamez0r!"

by Jeff January 29, 2004

Ugernaut

A person who is very, very hidiously ugly. Only to be used on those who have been beaten with an ugly stick serveral times

Thee ugernaut commith

by jeff November 30, 2004

swankstar

wan-to-be gangster

You think that your a gangster but you can't pop nothing, you got to be a swankstar

by Jeff December 10, 2002

ream

The word ream is derived from the egyptians, it is believed to mean a whale's vagina.

The actual definition is: To completely dominate or own somebody beyond belief.

"Damn i totally REAMED you in that race the other day" or "I reamed that guy in a fight"

by Jeff March 02, 2005

pubeknot

the tangling of hair in the genital region

darling, theres a pubeknot on my sack

by jeff January 08, 2005

bonefloss

derogatory term for a homosexual male, a.k.a. one o' them there faggots

Yo bonefloss, you're such a bonefloss, I'm going to give you the biggest swirly after class

by jeff November 28, 2003