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lick it before you kick it 

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.
A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

UrbanSpectre 

When a woman sucks a man's rectal opening accompanied by the man excreting fecal matter into her mouth. This is often followed by severe diarrhea and vomiting, in which the woman has to clean up with her tongue. The man is nowhere to be found.
That guy urbanspectred her..She never saw him again.
UrbanSpectre by Jeff September 30, 2004

Bang A Reggie; Bang A Louie 

To Turn Right; To Turn Left
You're gonna miss my block, yo! Bang a reggie at the light, bang a louie at the stop sign, and we're there.

Also See: Flip A Bitch
Bang A Reggie; Bang A Louie by jeff September 29, 2004
When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'
I need a good scrotch
scrotch by Jeff September 24, 2004

spongmonkey 

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
spongmonkey by Jeff September 23, 2004
Ohio University Athens is not a party school, it is the party school.
Athens is a small drinking town with a college problem.
"Let's go Uptown in Athens tonight, I hear one of my professors is doing a lecture on kegstands!"
Athens by Jeff September 19, 2004

pee in her butt 

The extent of relationship advice that most GameFAQs users can give
1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"
pee in her butt by Jeff September 17, 2004