Definitions by jbcoops
Dildo Braggins
I coined "Trumplethinskin" but someone beat me to it at Urban Dictionary; therefore I'm defining Dildo Braggins and give full credit to the genius who came up with it!
Dildo Braggins by jbcoops July 2, 2022
Hypatriot
Hypatriot (n. Amurkan)
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
Hypatriot
Hypatriot (n. Amurkan)
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
Zuckophant
Anyone who sucks up to Zuckerberg (aka Zucky and many less flattering monikers) and somehow miraculously manages to never break Facebook Community Standards and wind up in Zuckatraz (Facebook Jail).
Zuckophant by jbcoops March 25, 2022
Zuckophant
Zuckophant by jbcoops March 20, 2022
Zuckatraz
Facebook Jail
I've been in Zuckatraz so many times I've even created a meme for it! It's gotta pic of Jules pointing a gun at Zucky, saying "SAY COMMUNITY STANDARDS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!" There's much more to the meme that I've added; you gotta see it!