41 definitions by javajaneohio

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A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.
When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"
by JavaJaneOhio November 04, 2010
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A relationship that is over or dying but you don't want to admit that so you avoid the truth by saying "it's complicated."
Gina and Chad's engagement has been on the rocks for years but they won't move on, they just stay together and say, "it's complicated" whenever people ask when they're planning to get married.
by JavaJaneOhio August 16, 2010
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Way cool, very good, awesome.
That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!
by JavaJaneOhio November 13, 2010
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When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!


You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
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To win by an overwhelming majority.
With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.
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A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.
Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!
by JavaJaneOhio December 08, 2010
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1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.
Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?
by JavaJaneOhio July 09, 2010
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