javajaneohio's definitions

kixer

A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.

The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.

by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

trailer tramp

A person of low quality who pretends to be of the upper class, specifically one who uses sex to climb the social ladder.

Betheny is going to a White House dinner with that politician she met at the strip club. He doesn't realize she's a trailer tramp!

by JavaJaneOhio September 8, 2010

lifeless

A person who doesn't have an identity in Second Life.

Megan's on facebook, but she's lifeless.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

fricker

Someone who habitually loses at gambling. Derrogatory word for a casino-fly loser.

I'm not going to that casino, it's full of frickers.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010