javajaneohio's definitions

bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.

Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!

by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011

greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

unfriendly

A woman (or man) who isn't interested in a guy who's chatting her (him) up.

That chick is so unfriendly she won't go out with me even though I've asked her like 8 times.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

fricker

Someone who habitually loses at gambling. Derrogatory word for a casino-fly loser.

I'm not going to that casino, it's full of frickers.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

juggilo

A man or woman who is so obsessed with a woman with big breasts that they will do anything to be with her, even empty his bank account to buy her gifts.

Woman 1: I can't believe your ex-husband left you for that balloon-boobed bleach blonde.

Woman 2: Well, he always was a juggilo.

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

buzby

A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.

Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2011

beastie

Way cool, very good, awesome.

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!

by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010