javajaneohio's definitions

gaga

Butt, behind, ass hole, fanny. Local slang in the Pittsburgh/Cleveland region.

Man, my gaga itches!

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

junkspeak

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.

The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.

by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010

sissy terms

explaining something in simple terms for uninitiated persons, especially highly technical information put into terms even a child would understand. Making tech talk understandable by the masses.

I couldn't understand TCP/IP until my buddy put it in sissy terms for me.

by JavaJaneOhio September 26, 2011

juggilo

A man or woman who is so obsessed with a woman with big breasts that they will do anything to be with her, even empty his bank account to buy her gifts.

Woman 1: I can't believe your ex-husband left you for that balloon-boobed bleach blonde.

Woman 2: Well, he always was a juggilo.

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

beastie

Way cool, very good, awesome.

That new series of vampire graphic novels is BEASTIE dude!

by JavaJaneOhio November 16, 2010

kixer

A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.

The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.

by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013