javajaneohio's definitions

spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

trailer tramp

A person of low quality who pretends to be of the upper class, specifically one who uses sex to climb the social ladder.

Betheny is going to a White House dinner with that politician she met at the strip club. He doesn't realize she's a trailer tramp!

by JavaJaneOhio September 8, 2010

lifeless

A person who doesn't have an identity in Second Life.

Megan's on facebook, but she's lifeless.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

MWWM

Middle-age Woman Without Morals

An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.

This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.

by JavaJaneOhio May 9, 2013

sissy terms

explaining something in simple terms for uninitiated persons, especially highly technical information put into terms even a child would understand. Making tech talk understandable by the masses.

I couldn't understand TCP/IP until my buddy put it in sissy terms for me.

by JavaJaneOhio September 26, 2011

junkspeak

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.

The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.

by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010

gaga

Butt, behind, ass hole, fanny. Local slang in the Pittsburgh/Cleveland region.

Man, my gaga itches!

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010