41 definitions by javajaneohio
1. A political movement that uses the name and identity of Christ to gather support and momentum for its causes and ideals.
2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights.
3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.
2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights.
3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.
1. Glenn Beck organized a Christian political rally at the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 2010.
2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member.
3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.
2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member.
3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.
by javajaneohio September 21, 2010
A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.
Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.
by javajaneohio December 2, 2011
by javajaneohio July 30, 2010
Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.
by javajaneohio October 15, 2011
When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!
Or
You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
Or
You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
by javajaneohio July 9, 2010
by javajaneohio August 12, 2010
Middle-age Woman Without Morals
An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.
An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.
This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.
by javajaneohio May 9, 2013