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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
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buzby

A haircut that's very short in the back and long in the front. The opposite of a mullet. A punk haircut.
Manny got sick of his hair hanging down his neck, but he loved long locks around his face, so he asked the stylist for a buzby.
by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2011
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Effie

A person who f*cks a lot. A person devoted to having frequent or unusual sex. Sex addict. A person who gives away sex to anyone who asks.

From the first letter of the word "f*ck."
The man who hit on you at that club was an Effie.
by JavaJaneOhio December 6, 2011
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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.
Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!
by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011
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sissy terms

explaining something in simple terms for uninitiated persons, especially highly technical information put into terms even a child would understand. Making tech talk understandable by the masses.
I couldn't understand TCP/IP until my buddy put it in sissy terms for me.
by JavaJaneOhio September 26, 2011
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