javajaneohio's definitions

dick digger

A woman or man who uses men for sex without wanting a relationship, the way a golddigger uses lovers for money.

A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.

I couldn't figure out what Molly saw in Nathan until I realized she's just a dick digger.

by JavaJaneOhio July 20, 2010

trailer tramp

A person of low quality who pretends to be of the upper class, specifically one who uses sex to climb the social ladder.

Betheny is going to a White House dinner with that politician she met at the strip club. He doesn't realize she's a trailer tramp!

by JavaJaneOhio September 8, 2010

spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

lifeless

A person who doesn't have an identity in Second Life.

Megan's on facebook, but she's lifeless.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

wheelie pod

A small electric vehicle, such as a smart car.

There's no way all five of us could sqeeze into Jake's wheelie pod.

by JavaJaneOhio August 10, 2010

mocktail

A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.

Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!

by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010