javajaneohio's definitions

greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

MWWM

Middle-age Woman Without Morals

An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.

This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.

by JavaJaneOhio May 9, 2013

snork

To abruptly and sharply bump one's nose.

I got snorked by a wild pitch in the game last night! My nose still hurts!

by JavaJaneOhio April 28, 2010

hot mess

A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.

When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"

by JavaJaneOhio November 5, 2010

add-on child

A child born to keep another child from being an only child or to provide transplantable parts for an older child, especially one who would not have been conceived otherwise.

In Jodi Picoult's novel My Sister's Keeper, Anna Fitzgerald, the daughter conceived to provide bone marrow and a kidney transplant to her terminally-ill older sister Kate, is the add-on child of the family.

by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.

When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.

by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010

go to Boca

Stop thinking like an old person. Comes from the idea that old people move to Boca Raton, Florida when they retire.

You drive a Dodge Intrepid and you still don't have a smart phone? Go to Boca already!

by JavaJaneOhio August 2, 2010