Definitions by javajaneohio

it's complicated 

A relationship that is over or dying but you don't want to admit that so you avoid the truth by saying "it's complicated."

Gina and Chad's engagement has been on the rocks for years but they won't move on, they just stay together and say, "it's complicated" whenever people ask when they're planning to get married.

it's complicated by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010

spontaneous neanderthalism 

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

spontaneous neanderthalism by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

wheelie pod 

A small electric vehicle, such as a smart car.

There's no way all five of us could sqeeze into Jake's wheelie pod.

wheelie pod by JavaJaneOhio August 10, 2010

go to Boca 

Stop thinking like an old person. Comes from the idea that old people move to Boca Raton, Florida when they retire.

You drive a Dodge Intrepid and you still don't have a smart phone? Go to Boca already!

go to Boca by JavaJaneOhio August 2, 2010

greek festival 

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

greek festival by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

landslide 

To win by an overwhelming majority.

With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.

landslide by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

raven kiss 

To pick someone's pocket while pretending to give them an affectionate greeting, especially at a large public event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve.

Term comes from ravens being scavenger birds.

Hey, wait. My wallet's gone. That blond woman raven kissed me!

raven kiss by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010