Definitions by javajaneohio
hot mess
A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.
When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"
hot mess by JavaJaneOhio November 5, 2010
junkspeak
The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.
junkspeak by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010
Christian
1. A political movement that uses the name and identity of Christ to gather support and momentum for its causes and ideals.
2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights.
3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.
2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights.
3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.
1. Glenn Beck organized a Christian political rally at the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 2010.
2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member.
3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.
2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member.
3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.
Christian by JavaJaneOhio September 22, 2010
trailer tramp
A person of low quality who pretends to be of the upper class, specifically one who uses sex to climb the social ladder.
Betheny is going to a White House dinner with that politician she met at the strip club. He doesn't realize she's a trailer tramp!
trailer tramp by JavaJaneOhio September 8, 2010
Amerigut
The belly fat that Europeans get when they come to America for an extended stay and start eating American food. A small beer belly.
After chowing down on Buffalo wings for a couple of months, Michal started wearing boxer trunks to the beach because he developed Amerigut.
Amerigut by JavaJaneOhio August 29, 2010
remote revenge
Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.
Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.
Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.
When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.
remote revenge by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010
human search engine
I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.
human search engine by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010