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Housefly

A kind of annoying internet troll that behaves like house flies.

Like flies, housefly trolls are experts of literally having a whole wide internet but come onto your space, pretend to not know how they got there, and now pretend they can’t get out while they literally avoid the open doors and windows by continuing to scroll.
Troll: ugh how did this get in my feed? Block me
You: you’re acting like a housefly, troll.
by @Uppity_Negress_ July 30, 2024
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horsefly

a guy that just doesn't take the hint after being rejected and follows you everywhere - to the point where all you can think of is how to get rid of him

closely related to: bamsee fly
Mike turned out to be a stalker. Where ever I go, he's there!

I told you he's a horsefly...
by powderaddicted June 15, 2010
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Horsefly

A huge fly commonly found near horse dung.
That fly was as big as a horse. It was a horsefly.....
by J. Wright January 20, 2006
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an african horsefly

having excessively rough and raw-dog anal sex in an apartment/hotel

before the male finishes, he sicks is bare bottom out the window, and his partner gives him a blumpkin, and the fecal matter proceeds to fall down to earth.

then he throws his partner out the window and into the poop
bro 1: bro, where's your bitch?
bro 2: bro, she's in the hospital, bro!
bro 1: bro!, is your bitch okay?
bro 2: nah, bro, my bitch got 10 broken bones and a coma
bro 1: bro, what happened?
bro 2: we rented a room on the top floor, and we pulled an african horsefly.
bro 1: nice.
bro 2: nice.
by most amazing pseudonym ever!!! November 8, 2009
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House Fly Mohawk

When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.
Ever show your girl the house fly mohawk
by punkisdead83 February 8, 2010
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Horsefly

A person who thinks horses are fly. Or a person who is obsessed with horses.
That girl Kelsey is a horsefly!
by bvrunner32 January 21, 2009
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horsefly

a guy that doesn't take the hint and follows you everywhere - to the point where it gets so annoying that all u can think of is how to get rid of him

closely related to: bamsee fly
he's such a stalker- where ever i go he's there! it's like having a fucking horsefly around!
by powderaddicted June 15, 2010
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