jason's definitions

pffft

The sound you make when someone says somthing really stupid.

Man, 50 bucks is alot dude. Totally alot.

PFFFT!

by Jason January 24, 2003

HO 1

up the shirt and down the pants, hands only

raph ho oned with wu

by JAson April 18, 2005

Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."

by Jason December 2, 2004

ice box

I. A girl that doesnt put out.
II. A girl that has a lack of natural secretions to keep your motion lubricated.

Man your girl friend had an ice box.

by Jason February 6, 2003

stool

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.

two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"

by jason March 19, 2004

Charva

Mispronounced name of a girl in a Frank Zappa tune of the same name.

Charva... Charva... I love you thorugh and through, I loved you since in grammar school when we were sniffin glue...

by Jason January 8, 2004

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 12, 2005