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Definitions by james

sabretooth 

1-Sabertooth: A female who specializes and prefers giving oral sex to men. Saber: slang for the male penis. Tooth: Oral.
2-Sabertooth: the act of giving a BJ. Sabertoothing.
"Yo man my woman be sabertoothing my schlong all the time"

"Yeah i know Beth, she be one fine sabertooth."
sabretooth by James March 5, 2004

Anarcovandagoon 

Anarcovandagoon: A person holding superficial and misguided ideas reguarding the ideology of Anarchism. An Anarcovandagoon can be most commonly be seen wearing black tattered clothing ALL THE TIME, a second hand backpack branded with store bought ‘red A’ and NIN patchs; however, can sometimes be seen riding the latest skateboard found on the cover of the latest skateboard magazine produced by the hippest multi-national around (AOL Time Warner). Ararcovandagoon’s also partake in random acts of street violence and vandalism while in their natural habit: outside the local Starbucks at the mall. In general, Anarcovandagoon’s are of a younger age; however, have been known to fully function within College’s and trade schools in search of that ‘killer job’. Seen as self-made individuals, Anarcovandagoons, are nothing more than walking contradictions.
*Also see- Mindless Automaton.
MARGE: Oh look, Richard! that poor looking boy over there with horrible clothes,hanging outside our Starbucks...how..tragic, lets give him some change to get something to eat.

RICHARD: NoNo Marge. That's the Swanson's boy, Toby. Thinks he's an Anarcovandagoon or somethingaruther. We'll see his parents at the next PTA meeting, I'll have choise words for them about young Toby's "life".
Anarcovandagoon by James March 5, 2004

gay music 

mainstream music
gay music by James March 4, 2004

bitch punk 

Punk music where the bands lyrics are all the same and have something to do with a girl who left them or broke there heart. Lyrics usually include words that are very easy to rhyme. To spot bitch punk, turn on any local radio station. The ones that claim its "today's best music"

see gay music
Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, The Starting Line, Mest, etc
bitch punk by James March 4, 2004
oi i iz goin for a brown
brown by James February 29, 2004
ja rue
j rue
jonathin berry
jonathins a punk ass wangsta
wangster by james February 25, 2004

The Beatles 

OK, The Beatles kick some serious ass. I'm gonna use a quote from the ultra Styrocen here:
"The most over-rated band on Earth. Seen as kinda cute by chicks in the 60's b/c they wore matching clothes. But the media blew it all out of proportion. Now, the new generation is raised, blindly beleiving that the Beatles changed history, because it was beaten into them."
Hahahahaha, this comming from the kid who likes Linkin Park. Oh look at me, I'm the guitarist from Linkin Park, I can play two chords and call it a song! And I don't know how to solo, thus I should just ram this guitar up my ass to make the world a better place. And yeah yo, we need two singers, wait we need a singer and an "emcee" yo. See, that craptastic emcee in Linkin Park is a waste of space. I could go on, but this is a definition of the Beatles.
The Beatles kick ass. It's funny to think how we listen to Yellow Submarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles we're high as shit when they wrote it. But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka Jerry Garcia.) The best Beatles album is Abbey Road, with the White Album a close second. And I'm sure if you faggy "nu metal" kids would think the Beatles were more hardcore if you saw the original cover of the White Album.
Anyways, no band of today can stand up to the Beatles. Not your carppy emo bands who sing on their acoustic guitars about who their girlfriends left them, or those shit eating "rap rock" bands who try to be original and mix crappy rock with crappy rap!
In conclusion, Styrocen, don't speak ill of the Beatles again until you listen to their music and/or realize what real music is.
nu metal faggot: Man, I hate the Beatles cuz they don't scream or play anything hard and don't worship the dark lord Satan or eat babies.

me: Yes, you need to listen to Helter Skelter, cuz that song kicks ass.

at this point I begin beating up the faggy nu metal kids until they realize they have wasted their life listening to bad music.
The Beatles by James February 24, 2004