jamEs's definitions
An imaginary measurement of time that indicates an extreme quickness. Lending itself to the fast-paced lifestyle associated with New York City.
When I was in the Bronx I got mugged, shot, raped, and murdered in a New York Minute. In Detroit it would take at least 2.
by James December 8, 2003
Get the New York Minutemug. A move preformed by the male humanoid... Where he inserts his head between the cushion of the female’s bosom and yells VVVVVVRUMPSKEE as he shakes his head! A great sensation for both sides..
by James March 23, 2005
Get the Vrumpskeemug. Jet City- Seattle, USA. Refering to its status as birthplace and industrial capital of the Beoing Co. It is large number of Beoing labs and plants.
by James June 18, 2006
Get the Jet Citymug. The default sound one makes upon finding a large, long tube of some sort, ie a poster tube, (in large cases) a carpet tube.
by James June 15, 2004
Get the awoogamug. 
Get the Canadiamug. basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"
by james December 19, 2003
Get the Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)mug. Something that Bush made to take the blame off him. Some countries on the list were not a threat till he put them on.
North Korea was NOT A THREAT until he IGNORANTLY AND STUPIDLY put them on this lil list called axis of evil. now that dumbass has to deal with this dumbass mistake.
by JAMEs September 21, 2003
Get the Axis of Evilmug.