netsplit

A temporary breakdown in communication between two irc servers that results in a single string of servers becoming two separate strings.

The server I was connected to was separated from hers by a netsplit.

netsplit by jeremy December 7, 2002

netsplit

When one group of servers turns into two groups of servers due to bad lag.

"Netsplit. We're done for. This is the big one! Gaaah..." - Fredyk Phox

netsplit by James August 16, 2004

netsplit

When netlag gets really bad, and delays between servers exceed a certain threshhold, the {IRC} network effectively becomes partitioned for a period of time, and large numbers of people seem to be signing off at the same time and then signing back on again when things get better. An instance of this is called a 'netburp' (or sometimes, netsplit).

*Netsplit Detected* @ChanServ has left the channel.

netsplit by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

nutsplit 

The insanely stupid act of involuntarily jumping on a fence/rope/whatever with your nuts as the primary landing gear.

He grinded down the pipe, slipped and, not a second later, cringed in pain... finest nutsplit ever.

nutsplit by wootinator June 10, 2008

netsplittist 

One who loudly and proudly announces the onset of a Netsplit, when everybody is already aware of it.

Quit: Person (netsplit)
Quit: Person2 (netsplit)
Quit: Person3 (netsplit)
Quit: Person4 (netsplit)
Quit: Person5 (netsplit)
<Idiot> we're having a netsplit.

netsplittist by Alpaca Lenny January 19, 2005

nutsplitter 

This describes a man who likes wearing women's underwear, namely thongs. The fabric splits the nuts, each testicle hanging down the sides of the thong.

That man sure has a hellva nutsplitter! That pair of panties is probably choking his balls with that nutsplitter.

nutsplitter by Tallfellow1701 November 20, 2021