jake's definitions

cleavage

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.

I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage

by Jake March 5, 2004

cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.

I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.

by Jake February 17, 2004

Binky

A childs pacifier

2 year old John Gotti: Moms!!!! Youse betta gimme my fuckin binky back before I wack youse!

by Jake September 22, 2003

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 1, 2004

Marbizzle

A term meaning it is Marlboro time

"I just won 15 games of Halo in a row! MARBIZZLE TIZZLE!"

by Jake May 28, 2005

wmi

one of the camp place. The place to be

WMI! is the place to be!

by Jake September 2, 2004

pidgeon

someone who becomes someone else's stooge.

Danielle is my pidgeon because she is the bitch that takes the fall for my errors.

by jake January 21, 2005