ref

A Cuban person, that most likely came swimmin to the stats.
Dude, that ref is really annoying.
by jake April 18, 2005
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tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !
by Jake February 21, 2004
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Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.
I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
by Jake June 27, 2004
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shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)
I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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rel

something that is cool or otherwise attractive to someone; derived from the language Jag
"That wiggy over there is fuckin' rel."
by Jake January 07, 2005
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self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.
by Jake November 09, 2003
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baggin it

an action that is otherwise douche bag like; derived from the language Jag
"Travis had been baggin it all night."
by Jake February 13, 2005
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