A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.
1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed
3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.
5 - The Beginning of stupidity
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor
1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed
3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.
5 - The Beginning of stupidity
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor
by jake April 02, 2005
by Jake May 06, 2003
by Jake August 05, 2003
by Jake May 25, 2005
Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
by Jake March 03, 2004
The filthiest of the filthy. Foul refers to the smell of a filthy bitch / slut / skank-ass slut / or filth-a-ka-bob. This is the nastiest of the nasty of reeks.
by Jake July 06, 2004
German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.
by Jake February 03, 2004