Definitions by jack m

twiz 

vagina; usage akin to twat

When you touch me like that, my twiz gets all gooshy.

twiz by jack m January 13, 2004

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

crippled johnny by Jack M May 4, 2003

finger salute 

an adjective for fingering.

Ryan loves finger salutes in the asshole.

finger salute by Jack M May 4, 2003

chizzled 

Something that is fucked up in appearance.

Those glasses are chizzled and cracked.

chizzled by Jack M April 28, 2003

theshaft 

When one is analy raped by a close friend.

Jonathan got theshaft from Ryan last night.

theshaft by Jack M April 28, 2003

queermunch 

A homo who eats him fag partners cock like a jonathan.

Jonathans such a queermunch he ate Ryan and tyler.

queermunch by Jack M April 28, 2003

pisspump 

When one's piss hole is so large it can be fucked as though it were a pussy.

Stephen loves gettin fucked in his gigantic pisspump.

pisspump by Jack M April 28, 2003