Jonathans

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A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

Jonathans by Tom O'Brien January 6, 2006

Words you can keep

Jonathans

British slang term for diarrhea.

Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott

I had the Jonathans this morning.

Jonathans by pamelajamsamwitch November 14, 2011

jonathans dick

Really big

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.

jonathans dick by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017

jonathans cock

the biggest thing on the planet.

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes

jonathans cock by adolf hatler January 24, 2017

Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

Dios head x Jonathans body by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019

jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

Jonathan Groff by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026