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A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

Jonathans by Tom O'Brien January 6, 2006

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Jonathans

British slang term for diarrhea.

Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott

I had the Jonathans this morning.

Jonathans by pamelajamsamwitch November 14, 2011

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jonathans dick

Really big

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.

jonathans dick by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017

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jonathans cock

the biggest thing on the planet.

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes

jonathans cock by adolf hatler January 24, 2017

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Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

Dios head x Jonathans body by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019

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jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

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Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

Jonathan Groff by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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