Jonathans

A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

by Tom O'Brien January 6, 2006

Jonathans

British slang term for diarrhea.

Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott

I had the Jonathans this morning.

by pamelajamsamwitch November 14, 2011

jonathans dick

Really big

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.

by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017

jonathans cock

the biggest thing on the planet.

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes

by adolf hatler January 24, 2017

Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019

jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021