Skip to main content

Definitions by jack

a movement or mechanical action sticking due to surface tension of lubricant or small amount of friction.
My wristwatch wasn't working, but I gave it a little shake, just to get past sticktion, and it's fine now.
sticktion by Jack July 14, 2003

chickenhead 

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.
Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!
chickenhead by Jack July 14, 2003

Choking the Chicken 

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!
Choking the Chicken by Jack July 6, 2003
forcing the fumes of the canabis pollen through water via a disused fanta bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling.
Me and Garath stayed up all nite and did shottys. I slept for a week!
shotty by jack July 1, 2003
n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.
Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.
wren by Jack June 30, 2003
Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.

Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.

Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?

Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.

Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.

Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)

have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.


oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.

South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.
"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"

"Oh, you're European right?"
Europe by jack June 19, 2003