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A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk
Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!

Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
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by EMSP420 July 09, 2019
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A man normaly named Aiden uses a rope and three bottles of niquill to catch children in the park.
Oh shit its the child snatcher! run away kids!
by mutantgalaxy December 13, 2017
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