the blade

Only one is The Blade, and that is me.
Holy Shit, that guy aint no ordinary blade, he is THE blade.
by Jack April 20, 2005
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Vidalia

1)The gayest town in all the land. Known for growing sweet onions.


2)Term describing a type of onion (usually sweet)
"Yall had any vidalia onions? There sweet tasing"
"Yall been to that town of vidalia? Its so gay there"
by Jack April 03, 2005
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doping

An antiquated form of cheating used in the 70s by competative swimmers and track runners.

An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.

It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.
The swimmer was disqualified after their post-meet testing revealed them to be blood doping.
by Jack April 02, 2004
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Old Navy

A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.

Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.
I spent $60 at Old Navy and got all of my cloths for the next five years.
by Jack December 28, 2005
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beetgas

a pewtrid fart created from the consumption of beet juice through juicing fresh beets.
His co-workers suffered the effects of beetgas as a result of the juice he drank at breakfast. smelly farts
by Jack May 11, 2004
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chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.
Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode
by jack December 09, 2002
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Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.
by Jack December 17, 2003
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