jack's definitions

bolshevik

1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.

2. bullshit or shit

Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor

"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"

by jack February 9, 2004

wren

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.

Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.

by Jack June 30, 2003

swonse/swanse

big fat schlong,tally wacker,private part

damm that guy got a giant swonse!

by jack September 23, 2004

slovakia

country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.

by jack June 19, 2003

almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

by jack July 24, 2003

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

by Jack December 9, 2004

c-note

1) A 100-dollar bill

2) An amount of money equal to $100

1) I went to the bank and exchanged a c-note for five 20's.

2) This TV cost me five c-notes. If you break it, I'll break you.

by Jack July 9, 2004