jack's definitions

premek

An aspiring dirty old man.

Premek is hoping a buxom, nubile female will come his way.

by jack March 6, 2004

rosskumasaki

alien. Nuf sed!

hey ur a rosskumasaki

by jack April 28, 2003

Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.

Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.

by Jack October 7, 2004

fishie

Insult directed to any Freshman in high school or anyone that acts as such.

Freshman: Wheres the **** room?
Upper Classman: What? It's right in front of you!
F-man: Oh! Well I'm new.
U.C.: Stupid blind fishie.

by Jack April 22, 2005

fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey

Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff

by jack September 29, 2004

Knerys

A Colorado girl who loves to spend time dancing, putting posters of Orlando up on her wall, and swimming.

Knerys came by my house today, she killed my cousin and stole our beer.

by Jack January 2, 2004

banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

by Jack March 31, 2005