Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.
Damn that newt is fast.
by Jack May 08, 2003
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Holl Bunny

someone who enjoys anal sex
by Jack March 25, 2004
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trisexual

to have sex with your own sex, the opposite sex and yourself...and possibly animals, i don't know whether they count as hairy people.
oh my! a trisexual, don't you want to just be sick, they are so disgusting, sex withoneself, then others...of both sexes!?!?
by jack February 11, 2005
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lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.
"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."
by Jack December 24, 2004
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chickenfucker

1. A dumbass, jackass, idiot and a moron.

2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.


Frequently used and mastered by the policemen in the movie Super Troopers.

Often used by the BEST computer Sales Team here in the U.S.
by Jack January 07, 2005
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Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
by Jack January 31, 2005
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Fucktardjous

Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.
'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'
by Jack June 26, 2004
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