shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

ultimoleo

coolest guy on neopets. better than all dem fackers!

leo - short way of saying it

Guy: Dude, you wanna hang wit ultimoleo? You kidding?

Gal: He wouldn't wanna hang out with you hudooh!

by Jack June 12, 2004

celda

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.

Zelda? More like CELDA!!

by Jack March 04, 2005

rapid

a person with extreme speed and always wins everything so everyone hates them

aww look, its rapid emily, wats she doing?

by jack October 12, 2004

father

an unkown contributer to the ghetto

BITCH i dont know my father

by jack March 09, 2003

High-brow

Adj A person or persons of an elevated status in terms of behaviour or appearance and actions v look up on v admire adj better adj extraordinary

Brode: How did you get to the airport, in a taxi?
Jack: No, we went in a limousine.
Brode: That is High brow!

Gina Maffey

by Jack July 20, 2004

10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

by Jack May 25, 2003