jack's definitions

Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.

Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.

by Jack June 17, 2003

CGNU

n: Crazy Go Nuts University
colledge frome which Strong Bad graduated.
mascot: the Crazy Go Nuts Dumple.

"the future is you.....probably."

by jack November 29, 2003

Cezero

A hopeless, mid 20's male, with low self esteem, and a Mariner's fan. Cezero often takes the shape of a troll in hope of un-earthing his inner anger.

Troll, Loser, Bully

by Jack June 7, 2004

hooter brown

anpther word for ass

i am going to kick your hooter brown

by jack July 25, 2004

Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.

Damn that newt is fast.

by Jack May 8, 2003

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."

by jack July 22, 2003