jOhn's definitions

Minnesota

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.

"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")

by john October 10, 2004

celerborn

a complete idiot that forces his opinions on to you through stupidity. an ass

that piece of shit celerborn should be a lord, so we can call him lord ass.

by john May 6, 2005

fucktard

People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

by John January 30, 2004

Doughbuy

After intense hours of trying to come up with variations of the Pillsbury Doughboy to use on online games, Doughbuy has grown to be the most feared. Simply known as Doughbuy, he strikes fear into hearts of men and animal alike. All bow down before his might!

The almighty Doughbuy just pwned you... nub

by John December 2, 2004

clam box

pussy, box, cunt, roast beef curtains, slit

Forte says mom's have a lot of lint in their clam boxes because they are too busy to clean down there.

by John December 26, 2003

dry farming

Humping someone with your clothes on.

Tom and Sara were dry farming.

by John February 26, 2004

Rage Aganist The Machine

Best band ever.

Damn, foo. You eva see Rage Against the Machine play live?

by John August 31, 2003