j637man's definitions

quettabyte

An enormeous quantity of data represented by the largest SI prefix announced in 2022 to prevent proliferation of unofficial extensions, amounting to a quintillion bytes in the long system or nonillion bytes in the short system or 1*10^30 bytes in scientific notation.

There is about 5 quettabytes of porn on the Internet.

by j637man February 3, 2024

avada kebaba

Food poisoning obtained from eating a kebab with low-quality ingredients. Can also refer to rapid consumption of kebabs, poisonous or not.

Customer: *vomits, having eaten a kebab*
Kebab guy: AVADA KEBABA!
*later*
Customer: Don't go to this kebab hause if you don't want to get Avada Kebaba'd.
Friend: Avada Kebaba? You must have turned pretty green from that.

by j637man February 3, 2024

esoconlang

Also called a cursed conlang, esoconlang or esoteric constructed language is a conlang with very unusual or counterintuitive features, typicaly intentionally made to be weird as a joke. The word esoconlang can be used to accentuate the esoteric programming language or esolang character of the conlang, whereas curselang can be used to denote conlang aspect not related to mathematical or computer linguistics.

Just like programming languages have esolangs, constructed languages have esoconlangs.
There have been many interesting esoconlangs submitted for Agma Schwa's Cursed Conlang Circus.

by j637man February 3, 2024

bibitachon

Portmanteau of "Bibi", a familiar nickname for Benjamin Netanyahu, and "bitachon" (alternatively "bitakhon"), Hebrew for security or confidence. Refers to Bibi's security policy, as in security for him, not Israelis. Bibi often replied with "u bitachom" (and security) to the greeting "shalom" (peace). In the famous hit song "Kof taase beguim" (Monkey do begums) from Hamas, there is the line "zazaj mitucha shev israel", which in Reggae-worthy accent refers to this bibitachon.

Bibitachon has resulted in not being security in Israel at all.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Gazloon

Gaza strip with reference to it's high population density and ghetto-like character, after Kowloon Walled City.

The Israeli blockade has made the Gazloon even more dilapidated.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Kosovo-Sarajevo-Sharia

Kosaraju-Sharir's algorithm for finding strongly connected components of a directed graph when you are tired and sleepy at a university lecture, hear this for the 1st time, and have been listening too much to Yugoslav war Turbofolk songs.

Teacher: We are gonna find the strongly connected components of this directed graph using Kosaraju-Sharir's algorithm.
My brain: Kosovo-Sarajevo-Sharia what?

by j637man February 3, 2024

Chornobayivka

A Groundhog day situation for the Russian army in Ukraine. Named after an airport near Kherson, where the Russians constantly put their aircraft, and Ukraininans constantly destroyed them. Similar to definition of insanity - making the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.

The Russian military command has fallen into another Chornobayivka at Avdiivka.

by j637man February 3, 2024