j637man's definitions

onionization

The process of satirical news of yore becoming real and ever more relevant. Derived from the name of a famous satirical news outlet The Onion.

I can see a high degree of onionization in current geopolitical affairs. This article has onionized. This will definitely be onionizing in a few years when an event happens again.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Putamás

Similar to Esperanto "putinido", a compound of Spanish "puta" and "más", Putamás refers to Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, who is a majestic cunt. The -amás part of this word hints to Hamas, a terrorist group dominating the Gaza strip famous for lauching many non-guided missiles at Israel, whom Russia doesn't consider a terrorist organization.

Putamás again launched a barrage of rockets against Ukraine.

by j637man February 3, 2024

esoconlang

Also called a cursed conlang, esoconlang or esoteric constructed language is a conlang with very unusual or counterintuitive features, typicaly intentionally made to be weird as a joke. The word esoconlang can be used to accentuate the esoteric programming language or esolang character of the conlang, whereas curselang can be used to denote conlang aspect not related to mathematical or computer linguistics.

Just like programming languages have esolangs, constructed languages have esoconlangs.
There have been many interesting esoconlangs submitted for Agma Schwa's Cursed Conlang Circus.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Neom

A Saudi Arabian vanity project on the shores of Gulf of Aqaba and Red Sea, started after the failure of Jeddah Kingdom Tower. Neom is mainly known for The Line, a trench from the Straits of Tiran to Tabuk, which is supposed to become a dystopian AI-governed linear city. Other structures in Neom include a desert ski resort, a marina, a port, an airport, and multiple excessively expensive hotels. The territory of Neom is supposed to be a free economic zone free of at least some aspects of Sharia law.

All opponents to the wonderful Neom project of our glourious leader crown prince Muhammad bin Salman will go ... neom.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Nag-horny-car-aback

American pronounciation of Nagorny Karabakh, an Armenian speaking supposedly autonomous region in Azerbaijan, which until recently hosted a separatist republic od Artsakh. The transition of this territory to the hands of it's internationally recognized owner had to do with Russia, whom Amrenia has aliance with, was too busy supposedly protecting it's own people in Donbass by shooting rockets as far as Lviv to help. It didn't help that Azerbaijan is allied with Turkey, a problematic NATO member.

Yo dude, what's goin' on with that Nag-horny-car-aback thing around Georgia or somewhere?

by j637man February 3, 2024

TSNFKAT

𝕏, The Social Network Formerly Known As Twitter, before being purchased by Elongated Muskrat, in reference to Ƭ̵̬̊, TAFKAP, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

Find me on X, you know, TSNFKAT.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Kosovo-Sarajevo-Sharia

Kosaraju-Sharir's algorithm for finding strongly connected components of a directed graph when you are tired and sleepy at a university lecture, hear this for the 1st time, and have been listening too much to Yugoslav war Turbofolk songs.

Teacher: We are gonna find the strongly connected components of this directed graph using Kosaraju-Sharir's algorithm.
My brain: Kosovo-Sarajevo-Sharia what?

by j637man February 3, 2024