j e walker's definitions

Priapus

Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.

The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.

by J E Walker December 26, 2003

chihuahua

1. a State in Mexico
2. A small,nervous short haired dog that resembles a rodent.
3. An exclaimation " Aye! Chihuahua! Karamba!"

" The old skank sat on the sofa smoking cigarettes while her chihuahua hid underneath and growled."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

obliviation (ism);(ist)

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.

Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

Vaginismo

The essence of femaleness or a bold assertion of essential feminism.
Short form: "Vagmo"

"With an overpowering display of vaginismo, Jane knocked Dick's penis in the dirt forever."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

darkie

1. a fond name for persons of the African genotype;
2. A bowell movement (uk-regional).

" The 'appy darkie went to the loo and choaked off a darkie."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

robocock

1. Penis equipped with squeeze bulb and implant for manual erection;
2. a vibrating dildo.

"So she pulled a pink,irridescent robocock out of her purse."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

crepe hanger

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."

by J E Walker May 12, 2003