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Baloo

From the old school cartoon series talespin where the bear named baloo always had a scheme for money. It is used to describe a girl who chases money and men with money constantly.
that bitch stole my wallet, what a baloo
by J June 9, 2004
mugGet the Baloomug.

detroit basketball

The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.
Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.

Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!
by J May 27, 2005
mugGet the detroit basketballmug.

GP

Giraffe Pussy; usually used to describe an object that is excessively expensive.
I'll never drive a Bentley. They're high as GP.
by J December 2, 2003
mugGet the GPmug.

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
by j August 29, 2005
mugGet the Lifemug.

Democrats

A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.
6 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were registered to vote in the US, they were registered Democrats.
by J March 23, 2005
mugGet the Democratsmug.

SUV

The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.
Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.
by j May 4, 2004
mugGet the SUVmug.

Boys gone wild

A parody of Girls Gone Wild when men flash their chests in front of the girls.
On Boys Gone Wild, the ladies love to see men flashing their man boobs.
by J May 4, 2003
mugGet the Boys gone wildmug.

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