iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Happiness

is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.

Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

anti-American

What everyone seems to be Nowadays. It seems to be the trendy "in" thing.

Ignorant teen: I hate america!!
some guy:Why do you hate america? we have it great here! Sure George W.Bush isen't the best thing that happened to America but that doesn't mean you have to hate the country that basically gives you the freedoms some other countries aren't allowed. We also have a huge supply of food that keeps you're fatass from starving, You spoiled twat.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

Social Whore

A person who seeks affection from different people even if he/she is already seeing somebody. Will most likely play a little grab ass and fooly cooly with other people. The social whore tends to throw around the words "I love you" without having any meaning behind these words. Therefor hurting the person who actually fell in love with said social whore in the first place.

Cindy: I love you! Oh, I love you so much! How could i ever live without you?

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005

Yu-Gi-Oh!

a favored anime of fangirls who like to write yaoifanfiction. Its suppose to be about a game.But then i realised its just one big bondage pill sugared for children..what?

DO IT AGAIN..HARD!!..oh. i mean. go Monster!

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Yellow Plague

what yellow fever mutates into when it goes untreated. When the hankering for asian women is so unbearable you just cum in you're pants at the site of one walking down the street.

Jed: ::cums::!!

Japanese girl: Ohh!! how kawaii! ^_^

jed: ::cums again::

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

Dextromethorphan

Active ingredient in cough syrups. When taken in large amounts it has the ability to really make you trip balls.

You're guitar is melting!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

spic

The hispanic gangsta that stands in front of his porch and harasses pedestrians as they go by.

gangsta: Yo, bitch! this is MY STREET ya offy ass bitch!

Guy: What?

gangsta: That's right, Bitch!! Ya herrrd me! get off my street ya honkey tonk bitch!

Guy: Goddamn, I hate gangstas!

by iwannabeanalcoholic July 21, 2008