Definitions by iwannabeanalcoholic
Happiness
is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.
Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.
Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.
Happiness by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
The Fonz
Doctor: Fonz, You're dyeing!
Fonz: Ayyy.
hooker: i'm having you're baby.
Fonz: Ayyy
Richie: Hey Fonz how-
Fonz: Oh shut the fuck up. erm. i mean "Ayyy"
Fonz: Ayyy.
hooker: i'm having you're baby.
Fonz: Ayyy
Richie: Hey Fonz how-
Fonz: Oh shut the fuck up. erm. i mean "Ayyy"
The Fonz by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
pretzels
Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
pretzels by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
Yellow Plague
what yellow fever mutates into when it goes untreated. When the hankering for asian women is so unbearable you just cum in you're pants at the site of one walking down the street.
Yellow Plague by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
Dieselsweeties.com
Diesel sweeties is a webcomic. Based around clango, The robot. And a group of supporting characters.
Maura: is/was clango's girlfriend. She use to work in porn but has retired in her late twenties.
Indie Rock Pete: Claims to be indie. He likes all kinds of music until they "Sell out" or "have a hit". Considered a poseur in some respects.
Metal Steve: Is truly metal. Has a mullet and wears his ever-so-metal black skull t-shirt. Is still a virgin, and is saving himself until he is married.
Lil Sis: Is maura's little sister. She can be mean but she is smarter then people realize.
Electron Mike- Is totally anal about everything. Like everything new, and having to do with the future
These are just some of the major characters
Maura: is/was clango's girlfriend. She use to work in porn but has retired in her late twenties.
Indie Rock Pete: Claims to be indie. He likes all kinds of music until they "Sell out" or "have a hit". Considered a poseur in some respects.
Metal Steve: Is truly metal. Has a mullet and wears his ever-so-metal black skull t-shirt. Is still a virgin, and is saving himself until he is married.
Lil Sis: Is maura's little sister. She can be mean but she is smarter then people realize.
Electron Mike- Is totally anal about everything. Like everything new, and having to do with the future
These are just some of the major characters
Dieselsweeties.com by iwannabeanalcoholic March 1, 2005
Snuffx.com
A pornographic site that includes images of mutilation, death, necrophila, and any type of perversion. Good stuff, If you're into it and aren't a pussy. The runner of the site goes by the alias; The Cock Master. devoted visitors to the site have had thier testicles nailed to wood in homage of The Cock Master. Bunch of crazy wankers.
Snuffx.com by iwannabeanalcoholic February 22, 2005
Nigga Please
When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
Nigga Please by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005