iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Post-Apocalypse

The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.

Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.

Hey, You, Get in your bomb shelter before i give you a beatdown and stomp your tarantuala balls in.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 7, 2005

Gender fuck

When a man dresses up as a woman in an attempt to look pretty. yet refuses to shave his beard, Eventually resulting in a gender fuck and leaving an unlooker to this gender fuck in a confused state of mind.

Clint: Hey Stephanie!

Gender-fuck: I told you to call me Tiffany, Bitch!!

Clint:Uh..Alright

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

The Cars

A band around the late 70's who was very familer with the synth sound and used it.Very popular back then. not as much now. one of the main influences of The Strokes. who are hailed as "The saviours of rock". but diden't live up the hype

Could of easily been on the scarface sound track for their newwavish electro-sound.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Social Whore

Jessica Moore, the essence of a social whore-ism.

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Ben: Hi jessica, I luv you too!!

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Clint: Hey jess, I luv you too!!

Jessica: Hey baby, you're the only one for me..I luv you!!
Joe: Hey jess, I luv you..Wanna fuck?
Jessica: No.

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!!!
Jordan: Who the fuck are you?
Jessica: Im the stalker, that always follows you, and loves your hair cause its a like a women, and im a lesbian. Wanna fuck.
Jordan: Nah ho I be chillin in compton with the real bitchs.

Jessica: Oh im gonna go cry!!! and tell my problems to EPH, my fb, that I get drunk with every single FUCKING weekend.

Jessica: I LOVE YOU ALL, BUH BI!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 20, 2005

Snuffx.com

A pornographic site that includes images of mutilation, death, necrophila, and any type of perversion. Good stuff, If you're into it and aren't a pussy. The runner of the site goes by the alias; The Cock Master. devoted visitors to the site have had thier testicles nailed to wood in homage of The Cock Master. Bunch of crazy wankers.

Some dude: This site is so good, I'm gonna get my testicles laminated and send them to him!

by iwannabeanalcoholic February 22, 2005

Report Card

A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.

Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!

Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005