Definitions by iwannabeanalcoholic

Bullshit!

A television series on the SHOtime movie network. Hosts Penn & Teller debunk myths and stuff that is just plain out bullshit. Including Bottled water, Talking to the dead, PETA, and more. Has been on air for 2 seasons so far.

Ingrid: PETA Will continue to grow

Penn: Bullshit!

Bullshit! by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Mandolin 

A mandolin is an instrument that sounds really good when played with a banjo. Originally from celtic decent. It has 8 strings and is only a little bit bigger then a violin.

That guy can totally shred the mandolin. Look at that lightening fast picking!

Mandolin by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Oily Discharge 

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.

::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!

Oily Discharge by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

18 visions 

a metalcore band that look they date hair stylists. The whole band is just really really metrosexual. How can you call you're self hardcore, or metalcore. Or ANY kind of core for that matter when you look like that?

The music is relativly ok though. Atleast its not slipknot or trapt.

18 visions had a video with lesbians in it. These metrosexuals know how to make a video!

18 visions by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Wasabi Snooters 

The act of pouring tea onto wasabi. Then you mix it up and divide it into lines. Then with a straw you snort the wasabi to amuse the people around you. May or may not cause the snooter to throw up.

Hey, My Man! Wasabi, Lots!

Wasabi Snooters by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005

Crocodile Hunter 

A show who's host must be on some kind of mind altering substance. Sneaks up behind animals and wrestles them down. He has a very thick austrailian accent. Is not famous for using common sense.

Doctor: Steve, what happened?

Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!

Crocodile Hunter by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005

Dextromethorphan 

Active ingredient in cough syrups. When taken in large amounts it has the ability to really make you trip balls.

You're guitar is melting!

Dextromethorphan by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005