A show who's host must be on some kind of mind altering substance. Sneaks up behind animals and wrestles them down. He has a very thick austrailian accent. Is not famous for using common sense.
Doctor: Steve, what happened?
Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!
Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 09, 2005
A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.
Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..
Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".
Bill: Well who doesn't?
Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..
Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".
Bill: Well who doesn't?
Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 04, 2005
GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?
Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?
Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
a free catalog in which EVERYONE had to have in sixth grade in order to be cool.You would look at this catalog. wishing you had all this expensive crap.and then realised you coulden't skate.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 29, 2004
When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 02, 2005
A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.
Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 03, 2005
Whats so hardcore about wearing girl pants?, If you were truly hardcore you would be wearing cut-off jeans, a tank top, and sandals...In the winter. And you woulden't listen to whiney ass music.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 18, 2005