iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

cup of coffee

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.

Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Counter Strike

The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.

Words can't express my hate of this game.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 19, 2005

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Report Card

A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.

Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!

Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005

Fashioncore

Whats so hardcore about wearing girl pants?, If you were truly hardcore you would be wearing cut-off jeans, a tank top, and sandals...In the winter. And you woulden't listen to whiney ass music.

No Dear, We can't butt-fuck tonight!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 17, 2005

Snuffx.com

A pornographic site that includes images of mutilation, death, necrophila, and any type of perversion. Good stuff, If you're into it and aren't a pussy. The runner of the site goes by the alias; The Cock Master. devoted visitors to the site have had thier testicles nailed to wood in homage of The Cock Master. Bunch of crazy wankers.

Some dude: This site is so good, I'm gonna get my testicles laminated and send them to him!

by iwannabeanalcoholic February 22, 2005

Runescape

A game with addictive gameplay to some. To others (me) its just plain out boring. I really don't see whats so entertaining about doing the same thing over and over and over again. To some people thats their whole life. Same go's for Counter Strike.

Clint: So Brian, What did you do this weekend?

Brian: Well, Saturday i spent all day playing Runescape. Then i drank a can of bawls so i could stay up all night to play runescape. Then i spent all sunday playing. My girlfriend IMed me but i blocked her because i to busy playing Runescape to talk to her.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 23, 2005