69 definitions by iwannabeanalcoholic

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 29, 2004

Dextromethorphan

Active ingredient in cough syrups. When taken in large amounts it has the ability to really make you trip balls.

You're guitar is melting!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

Columbine

In a nutshell: Two kids got angry around 1998 cause the sky was blue. Started builing bombs. Got some chick to purchase their guns except for the TEC-9 Which was purchased by Eric Harris. Went on a killing spree for about 17 minutes. Were originally gonna kill around 600 people. Man, They diden't even come close.

::Looks at gun:: ::looks at bully:: ::looks at gun again::, Just needed a little motivation.

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 18, 2005

Social Whore

A person who seeks affection from different people even if he/she is already seeing somebody. Will most likely play a little grab ass and fooly cooly with other people. The social whore tends to throw around the words "I love you" without having any meaning behind these words. Therefor hurting the person who actually fell in love with said social whore in the first place.

Cindy: I love you! Oh, I love you so much! How could i ever live without you?

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005

Social Whore

Jessica Moore, the essence of a social whore-ism.

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Ben: Hi jessica, I luv you too!!

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Clint: Hey jess, I luv you too!!

Jessica: Hey baby, you're the only one for me..I luv you!!
Joe: Hey jess, I luv you..Wanna fuck?
Jessica: No.

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!!!
Jordan: Who the fuck are you?
Jessica: Im the stalker, that always follows you, and loves your hair cause its a like a women, and im a lesbian. Wanna fuck.
Jordan: Nah ho I be chillin in compton with the real bitchs.

Jessica: Oh im gonna go cry!!! and tell my problems to EPH, my fb, that I get drunk with every single FUCKING weekend.

Jessica: I LOVE YOU ALL, BUH BI!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005

Mandolin

A mandolin is an instrument that sounds really good when played with a banjo. Originally from celtic decent. It has 8 strings and is only a little bit bigger then a violin.

That guy can totally shred the mandolin. Look at that lightening fast picking!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

The Fonz

The Fonz would never lose his cool. Even in the most extreme conditions. always opened with "Ayyy"

Doctor: Fonz, You're dyeing!
Fonz: Ayyy.

hooker: i'm having you're baby.
Fonz: Ayyy

Richie: Hey Fonz how-
Fonz: Oh shut the fuck up. erm. i mean "Ayyy"

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005