iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Fashioncore

Whats so hardcore about wearing girl pants?, If you were truly hardcore you would be wearing cut-off jeans, a tank top, and sandals...In the winter. And you woulden't listen to whiney ass music.

No Dear, We can't butt-fuck tonight!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 17, 2005

ruin your shit

A term used by Maddox on maddox.xmission.com. Means to "fuck up" or "eradicate" something.

Man, This band totally ruins your shit and stomps your colon

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005

cup of coffee

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.

Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Combover

Man. If i was old and had a really big beer belly. glasses and spelled like cabbage. i would totally sport a combover. Combovers are awesome.

A combover is when a guy trys to hid his hair loss by taking one portion of his hair and combing it over the patch of lost hair.

I look into the mirror.
and tell me whos that funky dude starin' back at me?

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Mall Goth

These pricks hang outside of Hot Topic. Waiting for it to open so they can spend more of Mommy's and Daddy's money. They can be seen walking around the mall (obviously), looking down at the ground faking depression. sporting bad ICP make-up and wearing a Slipknot shirt. Laughing at Abercrombie, Cause obviously laughing and pointing at a clothing store is SOOO hardcore and rebellious. Age group for this abomination of a subculture is usually 12-15. Usually after 15 they grow up and realise how stupid they looked. But some people never grow up.

Mallgoth sarah: I HATE LIFE!! ::crying in the corner of her room::
Mother: C'mon dear, I'll give you money to spend at Hot Topic
Mallgoth sarah: I HATE YOU MOM! YOU MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!
Mother: But we always bought you everything you wanted. a Laptop, the pony you picked out, your stereo, you get a 100$ a week allowance..
Mallgoth sarah: AHHHH I HATE YOU!!! I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, THEY UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005

Tiger Shot

An energy drink that is referred to as "Tiger Piss". Has as many MG's of caffiene as Red Bull. but not nearly as tastey.

Basically, just get some bawls. because Tiger Shot is disgusting.

Joe: Hey Clint, thats 1250 MG's of caffiene

Clint: *Flails around in hysteria* This stuff taste like tiger piss. but i can't stop drinking it.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005