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Health Class

A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.
Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005
mugGet the Health Classmug.

W.A.R

Stands for White Aryan Resistance. W.A.R is a neo-nazi group. As with any neo-nazi group they hate any other race except the supreme aryan race.
Clint: They base their hatred on racial stereotypes which are exactly that, stereotypes. Stereotypes are unreliable. When you base a belief on a stereotype then you just make yourself look like an idiot. Stereotypes may apply to some people within a race but obviously it doesn't apply to everyone.

W.A.R and the whole nazi movement is complete and utter crap and they have no valid reason for their hatred. except for maybe a few bad experiences with a person belonging to a particular ethnicity.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
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Lick my nuts

-A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're argument.

-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.

-And a way to tell someone to go away.
Clint: So therefor she is not a vegetable since she is moving and responding to people. The only way someone can be a vegetable is if they do not have any function of thier limbs or they are in a comatose state. In which Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.

Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005
mugGet the Lick my nutsmug.

Toilet Humor

Toilet humor is reference to defecation, vomiting, farting and urination in a humorous way. It can be funny or just totally stupid depending on the way it is presented. It is the main style of humor used in movies and television series such as American Pie, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and jackass.
Alex: I went into the boys bathroom but i found the toilet to be full of shit. So as an alternative I pissed in the radiator for fear if I flushed the toilet it would overflow.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 30, 2005
mugGet the Toilet Humormug.

The Black Hand

A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.

Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.
Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2006
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Counter Strike

The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.
Words can't express my hate of this game.
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 19, 2005
mugGet the Counter Strikemug.

The Cars

A band around the late 70's who was very familer with the synth sound and used it.Very popular back then. not as much now. one of the main influences of The Strokes. who are hailed as "The saviours of rock". but diden't live up the hype
Could of easily been on the scarface sound track for their newwavish electro-sound.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
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