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Definitions by iwannabeanalcoholic

Tiger Shot 

An energy drink that is referred to as "Tiger Piss". Has as many MG's of caffiene as Red Bull. but not nearly as tastey.

Basically, just get some bawls. because Tiger Shot is disgusting.
Joe: Hey Clint, thats 1250 MG's of caffiene

Clint: *Flails around in hysteria* This stuff taste like tiger piss. but i can't stop drinking it.

tarantuala balls 

When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".

Retarded hot 

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.
Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

Gender fuck 

When a man dresses up as a woman in an attempt to look pretty. yet refuses to shave his beard, Eventually resulting in a gender fuck and leaving an unlooker to this gender fuck in a confused state of mind.
Clint: Hey Stephanie!

Gender-fuck: I told you to call me Tiffany, Bitch!!

Clint:Uh..Alright

Shock rock 

A genre of music that is oriented to shock. Though it is becoming harder to shock people these days because we have "seen it already". Music is usually heavy metal (Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS) or Industrial metal (Rammstein, Marilyn Manson). But in the end its all just music. The performances were more meant to be shocking then the music itself.
Holyshit! She just pulled a tampon out of her vagina and through it into the most pit!!

Social Whore 

A person who seeks affection from different people even if he/she is already seeing somebody. Will most likely play a little grab ass and fooly cooly with other people. The social whore tends to throw around the words "I love you" without having any meaning behind these words. Therefor hurting the person who actually fell in love with said social whore in the first place.
Cindy: I love you! Oh, I love you so much! How could i ever live without you?

Japanese Girls

Very hot girls. From japan, obviously. Tend to act more lady-like and are less obnoxious then fatty american girls.
Goddamn those japanese girls, They do it to me everytime!