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Happiness

is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.
Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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anti-American

What everyone seems to be Nowadays. It seems to be the trendy "in" thing.
Ignorant teen: I hate america!!
some guy:Why do you hate america? we have it great here! Sure George W.Bush isen't the best thing that happened to America but that doesn't mean you have to hate the country that basically gives you the freedoms some other countries aren't allowed. We also have a huge supply of food that keeps you're fatass from starving, You spoiled twat.
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005
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Cigarette

Tobacco rolled in paper. With a filter. Filters are usually prefered because getting tobacco in your mouth is unpleasant. Though people who smoke unfiltered cigarettes accuse filter cigarette smokers of being a pussy. Cigarettes aren't bad if you smoke them once in a while. Even one a day won't hurt you.
I'm trying to fill space cause UrbanDictionary said i need atleast 20 letters and 3 words. Word Yo!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
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Social Whore

A person who seeks affection from different people even if he/she is already seeing somebody. Will most likely play a little grab ass and fooly cooly with other people. The social whore tends to throw around the words "I love you" without having any meaning behind these words. Therefor hurting the person who actually fell in love with said social whore in the first place.
Cindy: I love you! Oh, I love you so much! How could i ever live without you?
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005
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Dir En Grey

A good japanese band. When they first started they had a more visual, feminine style that reflected in the music and clothes. Over the years they have dropped the visual effects for a more masculine approach. As can be seen in the album "Vulgar". In 2004 they have totally dropped the visual kei gig. The music became heavier and more american influenced. They still sound good.
Clint: I like Dir En Grey.

Joe: Yes, i like them also.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005
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cup of coffee

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.
Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
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Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.
j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
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