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Cigarette

Tobacco rolled in paper. With a filter. Filters are usually prefered because getting tobacco in your mouth is unpleasant. Though people who smoke unfiltered cigarettes accuse filter cigarette smokers of being a pussy. Cigarettes aren't bad if you smoke them once in a while. Even one a day won't hurt you.
I'm trying to fill space cause UrbanDictionary said i need atleast 20 letters and 3 words. Word Yo!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
mugGet the Cigarettemug.

cup of coffee

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.
Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
mugGet the cup of coffeemug.

Alcoholism

Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.
Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.
by iwannabeanalcoholic September 11, 2008
mugGet the Alcoholismmug.

Report Card

A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.
Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!

Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
mugGet the Report Cardmug.

Snuffx.com

A pornographic site that includes images of mutilation, death, necrophila, and any type of perversion. Good stuff, If you're into it and aren't a pussy. The runner of the site goes by the alias; The Cock Master. devoted visitors to the site have had thier testicles nailed to wood in homage of The Cock Master. Bunch of crazy wankers.
Some dude: This site is so good, I'm gonna get my testicles laminated and send them to him!
by iwannabeanalcoholic February 22, 2005
mugGet the Snuffx.commug.

Combover

Man. If i was old and had a really big beer belly. glasses and spelled like cabbage. i would totally sport a combover. Combovers are awesome.

A combover is when a guy trys to hid his hair loss by taking one portion of his hair and combing it over the patch of lost hair.
I look into the mirror.
and tell me whos that funky dude starin' back at me?
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005
mugGet the Combovermug.

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.
j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
mugGet the Flaming half witmug.

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