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catnip

Cheap,affordable, yet not as strong as weed.You can smoke this stuff. it won't get you high though.it will only relax you and make you want to sleep.
me and my friend smoked some Catnip in his room and then listened to Nine Inch Nails.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004
mugGet the catnipmug.

Oily Discharge

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.
::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005
mugGet the Oily Dischargemug.

Can't rain all the time

A phrase that is spoken in the movie The Crow. It means that even in the darkest of times light will eventually find its way through. Usually spoken in an optimistic tone of voice to shed some hope on something/someone.
It can't rain all the time..
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
mugGet the Can't rain all the timemug.

Ovaries

What emo boys have that make them make such sissy music. it is also said that emo girls have cocks
Oh man. my ovaries kicked in and now my third album totally sucks emogirl cock
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004
mugGet the Ovariesmug.

Mandolin

A mandolin is an instrument that sounds really good when played with a banjo. Originally from celtic decent. It has 8 strings and is only a little bit bigger then a violin.
That guy can totally shred the mandolin. Look at that lightening fast picking!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005
mugGet the Mandolinmug.

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
mugGet the Demetri Martinmug.

Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.
Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
mugGet the Retarded hotmug.

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