Uneducated Huckster

Rational Wiki coined this one to Eric Hovind.

1.) If you preach that human and dinosaur coexisted then you're a fucking idiot.

2.) Someone who attended Jackson Hole Bible College

3.) A student from the Independent Baptist college system as they were revealed to be snake oil salesman.

4.) a home-schooller who cites "Dr." Kent Hovind as an educator and pulls a scripture barrage from the King James Version when they were refuted by a theistic evolutionist without spouting every other word and using their own blog articles as well as writings from the observations they made when science points out a much older earth. When Pat Robertson made the remark, "let's not make a joke of ourselves as there's no way the earth is 6000 years old."
Someone who saw my exchange on Creation "Science" Evangelism and pulling out the 2007 era photograph, "A Philosophy minor from College of DuPage who was a college dropout outsmarted the Uneducated Huckster on the huckster's own page. What's funny is he didn't cuss but invoked a response of getting invited to a Facebook Block Party -- then he decided to take it to the parent site where he unleashed a barrage of barbs some explicit as Utah would been covering their eyes over some of them. The comments on the pictures -- oh shit I don't even want that dark mental image in my mind as he did a Black Comedy laced retort using dark allegory showing what the reality of Noah's Floating Zoo really looks like. Hovind pulls the 2 + 2 = 4 response he invoked Orwell with 2 + 2 = 5"
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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nonfic

The slang term in fanfiction net when they have a journalist invading the website. When they get outted as a fanfiction writer they try to come up with something insulting to creative nonfiction writers. "The1upguy" on fanfiction.net tried to slander a creative nonfiction writer as he saw Holden's Counterpart as he saw that the barb was directed at him as he got on him for saying "fuck" in an abrasive way. Hack is one of the slurs that creative nonfiction writers get from both the fictional and fanfiction communities as they're seen as the bastard child of the literary community. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five, Tales of the Talisman Vol 2.1, Withersin: Birth Issue, Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn '07, and The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 10 as Shock Totem saw the trend of creative nonfiction getting a macabre treatment too. Though The Ethereal Gazette is the one that ushered the form in the independent press circuit as a token paying market in 2005.
Fanfiction writer one: FUCK we got one of those invading fandom.
What's that?

A goddamn nonfic as he invaded the site with a vengeance as he took a swipe at what he called pseudo-novelists.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Magic Underwear Jokes

The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed.
"I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time.

My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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writerscafe

WritersCafe.org is a website which is the myspace for writers as it has a wide array of writers ranging from horror and urban fantasy to other forms; the demographic is usually mid-to-late teens but sometimes you see a few who appeared in their late 20s into 50s. It's noted for bringing family_saga and metafiction into the public eye. Recently the expose of Kealan Patrick Burke appeared as it was pulled from Wattpad because one of the subjects were not pleased -- the piece in question is called "Boycotting Truth."
WritersCafe is a curiosity in some ways when you see writers who emerge from there. Most noted was introduced in an anthology where the editor's name is in the title designed for the editor's own short story that was published in the UK as the title of the story that emerged from WritersCafe is titled "Scarlet Frost." The editor of that anthology is responsible for The Cabbie Homicide.
by illinoishorrorman May 03, 2018
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double homicide

1.) literal killing of two people sometimes falls into the territory of murder-suicide with no note.
2.) Hardcore aggressive profanity laced retorts when you see them used at the same time. Sometimes the language is mixed with ethnic slur laced prison language. Noted when fuck is used in an aggressive tone,
Oh shit did that investigative journalist use double homicide retorts to the plagiarist behind the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair; fuck he plagiarized the writer behind The Cabbie Homicide. I read a little history about him the first time he took a swipe was with a pen drawing he did in 1997 as it was introduced in a chatroom. It was a KKK hanging from a tree like they'd do when they lynch someone. Don't ever lie to his face or throw a slur combined with the r-word at him because he would throw the fuck into the ground, as he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green when he was 19. When he introduced The Cabbie Homicide he shown the literary community he wrote the horror approach as it was a bullhorn for him.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Fundie

A Tampa, Florida, based website that has a presence on facebook SFLBlog; noted for observing the Independent Baptist weirdness as the factions within these congregations vary. The light blue blog on wordpress weighed in on one of the same churches a year earlier in 2014. This one had the gall to include a video from the said church where they were doing one known as "The Bible Stands" as the blog related how they changed it to "The King James Bible Stands."

The commentary on the link known as "Six Degrees of Separation" were discussing the journalistic investigative report known as Preying from the Pulpit. In 2013 they showed a website known as "Bible Ray Says" as it's an Independent Baptist site that follows the teachings of Peter S. Ruckman (don't ask on the last one! He teaches how Satan knocked up Eve to produce Cain.) Fundie is the slang for Independent Fundamental Baptist; as they often portray The Devil as being with red skin and resembling the Roman God, Pan. These congregations often mock academia and promote pseudo-academia.
It was by sheer chance I found that website; as I did the in depth blog on wordpress known as "King James Only Examined" in the summer of 2014. I had seen others weigh in on the King James Only Movement over the years and Independent Baptist congregations. The website by sheer chance I found was the weird news blogger, Stuff Fundies Like, as they also weighed in on the same church I did but featured one of their YouTube videos going far back as 2009. What's even weirder is the page KJV 1611 which is managed by the said church has about 187K followers as the son of the minister is a follower of the cybervangelist I weighed in on in the piece "Am I Making This Up?" The father did puff piece of Gail Riplinger in his sermon who was busted for being a compulsive liar and slandered people posthumously as David Cloud did a piece on her speaking of her vivid imagination.
by illinoishorrorman February 11, 2018
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Disturbed

One of the more respected heavy metal bands to be lumped in with nu metal but they had more Industrial Metal and Thrash Metal ties than their counterparts in the 2000s , in the 1996 they were known as Brawl. One of the member's siblings were in an early incarnation of female fronted Industrial Metal act Grigori 3 where they're rooted in thrash and a wide range of influences. I heard them when Brawl was practicing as their sound back them was much faster Pantera without the electronics. David Draiman's distinct vocal echoing that of a chimpanzee-like bark on Down with the Sickness just was the tip of their dark iceberg. They're a spiritual successor to Circle of Dust like Fashion Bomb with their second album, Circle of Dust with their return was showing he's darker than Fear Factory's 1995 masterpiece.
Disturbed is one of Chicago metal's success stories along with Ministry and Fashion Bomb (the latter has a track on their second album that has a solo rivaling Iron Maiden's Wasting Love from Fear of the Dark. They're noted for infusing technical metal into Industrial Metal.)
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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