Definitions by illinoishorrorman
Censorship U
Three schools apply to this one
1.) Brigham Young University (McKay Hatch)
2.) Wheaton College (Ice Cream Socialist)
3.) Pensacola Christian College
These colleges have strict rules on profanity and what subject matter writers can explore. It's the thing that made The P 'o D hard to get noticed because Dictionary of Christianese didn't appreciate the strong language.
1.) Brigham Young University (McKay Hatch)
2.) Wheaton College (Ice Cream Socialist)
3.) Pensacola Christian College
These colleges have strict rules on profanity and what subject matter writers can explore. It's the thing that made The P 'o D hard to get noticed because Dictionary of Christianese didn't appreciate the strong language.
This one falls into play when you discuss where McKay Hatch is going to college at where he sparred with An Eye In Shadows author on the subject where the latter had the upper hand the whole time. The author of The Clubhouse Model: Empowering Applications of Theory to Generalist Practice in 2000 was published and 18 years out of date, "Oh damn he went to Censorship U. And talking about the first definition."
Censorship U by illinoishorrorman October 19, 2018
rent-a-badge
Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
rent-a-badge by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
The P 'o D
What the readers affectionately called The Pattern of Diagnosis from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five (current ISBN: 978-1-944171-38-4) and Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn 2007. Written on Thanxgiving weekend 2006 it became the creative nonfiction outing that's one of the most enduring of the creative nonfiction output of the owner of the light blue blog. It's known as the story Something Awful ganked in 2015-2016 as the factions said nothing about the incident -- dismissing it as a prank.
It's the story that got the roster rounding out Issue Five as it's on a place called TheBookPatch and pinterest pinned. The cover artist was an art student as it rivaled Van Gough with the cover art of this. It plays up in Oak Lawn, Illinois where Luke 10:25-37 plays up in front of the namesake's hospital in 2006. The powerful piece clocks in at 5683 words and held its own with a Pulitzer Award winning journalist who became a TOC mate from the era. The story was written after Harry Potter and The Eagle of Truthiness. It's longer than the jesus-is-saviour website founder's screed against Rod Serling.
It's the story that got the roster rounding out Issue Five as it's on a place called TheBookPatch and pinterest pinned. The cover artist was an art student as it rivaled Van Gough with the cover art of this. It plays up in Oak Lawn, Illinois where Luke 10:25-37 plays up in front of the namesake's hospital in 2006. The powerful piece clocks in at 5683 words and held its own with a Pulitzer Award winning journalist who became a TOC mate from the era. The story was written after Harry Potter and The Eagle of Truthiness. It's longer than the jesus-is-saviour website founder's screed against Rod Serling.
Those who read The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five might not realize the story known by readers as The P 'o D also known as the narrative, The Pattern Of Diagnosis. The outing had been discussed on Quora about "what's the most powerful work of literature one's written."
He discusses this both on the site and on youtube on Christmas Eve 2007.
It attributes to two of his friends and a conversation on the phone with his late relatives at the time in 2006. Both publications of the story are in circulation as it was taken further on Wordpress and Tumblr taking the reader further into the story 8 years later. It could been easy something for Unshackled if it didn't have the instrumental use of strong language. The one piece that would piss off Moral Guardians because of the varied use of profanity throughout. He explains in Quora a story like that is not always about the altar call.
He discusses this both on the site and on youtube on Christmas Eve 2007.
It attributes to two of his friends and a conversation on the phone with his late relatives at the time in 2006. Both publications of the story are in circulation as it was taken further on Wordpress and Tumblr taking the reader further into the story 8 years later. It could been easy something for Unshackled if it didn't have the instrumental use of strong language. The one piece that would piss off Moral Guardians because of the varied use of profanity throughout. He explains in Quora a story like that is not always about the altar call.
The P 'o D by illinoishorrorman July 30, 2018
Cancer Snub Scandal
In 2014, six up to as many as 8 Glenbard East Class of 1994 classmates were in a scandal when they learned they snubbed horror author turned Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge. There were several blog entries taking each one of them out The Sloping Companion was a blogger on Wordpress that knew of The Cabbie Homicide's guilty party a year before this was realized. The scandal was starting to unfold on The Glenbard East 20 Year Reunion Facebook group where the organizer realized the gravity of the scandal when Andrew Ian Dodge lost his battle with cancer on August 1, 2014. The highest profile classmate was the one who works for Phillips 66.
The plagiarism of The P 'o D was the last straw as one of them has as many as 3,000 followers on Linkedin. This was the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair too close to home because there were several that were involved and lead to the mistreatment of the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. Then the mistreatment of the publishers who ran him then a few started running with the industry factions, "I am not going to treat you like a classmate, meaning you're not immune to scandal if you say something that causes blowback."
The plagiarism of The P 'o D was the last straw as one of them has as many as 3,000 followers on Linkedin. This was the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair too close to home because there were several that were involved and lead to the mistreatment of the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. Then the mistreatment of the publishers who ran him then a few started running with the industry factions, "I am not going to treat you like a classmate, meaning you're not immune to scandal if you say something that causes blowback."
What is this scandal? The one known as Cancer Snub, it was coined by the light blue blog of his own classmates where "Pastor's Spouse", "The Infamy Raines," "Nazi Eyes With A Jesus Smile," "Faustian Bargain" and "The Controversy Of The Classmates" put all of them on the spot and then the Insane Journal location had a longer entry speaking of Lombard. Mutual classmate (hangs out in a larger group known as Voices in my Head) and a cousin egged a piece that became a sleeper on Wattpad. An Eye In Shadows was revised to lampshade the high profile scandal.
The Sloping Companion was completely humiliated by the controversial author as he found a photo of this one's mugshot then flipped him off on camera then uploaded the thing. "Should had spoke up about me being plagiarized you fucking drug dealer." The wife of the subject of that blog entry was saying he was on par to Stephen Glass when she saw that entry. The barbs were critical shots. The scandal was chronicled on new media only. It was blown wide open when An Eye In Shadows was revised in 2014 to keep the integrity of the 2008 revisions using The Chicago Tribune reports from the era to further give historic accuracy. The scandal didn't make it to The Tribune but those who knew about it, they told others don't intervene when other classmates interacted with the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. This was dubbed Cancer Snub Scandal on Classmates.com.
The Sloping Companion was completely humiliated by the controversial author as he found a photo of this one's mugshot then flipped him off on camera then uploaded the thing. "Should had spoke up about me being plagiarized you fucking drug dealer." The wife of the subject of that blog entry was saying he was on par to Stephen Glass when she saw that entry. The barbs were critical shots. The scandal was chronicled on new media only. It was blown wide open when An Eye In Shadows was revised in 2014 to keep the integrity of the 2008 revisions using The Chicago Tribune reports from the era to further give historic accuracy. The scandal didn't make it to The Tribune but those who knew about it, they told others don't intervene when other classmates interacted with the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. This was dubbed Cancer Snub Scandal on Classmates.com.
Cancer Snub Scandal by illinoishorrorman July 29, 2018
Teef
A woman who said, "we all plagiarize" on an article the called Pastoral Plagiarism: The Do's and Don'ts was confronted by an outraged An Eye In Shadows guilty party and said, 'no we don't. You don't even know how vile that is in your part of the world. Sê dat ons almal plagiarize. Moenie eers probeer kry gepubliseerde jy onkundig piss-drink teef.." That is pretty vulgar in Afrikaans.
Teef by illinoishorrorman July 27, 2018
slur war
What is this? It’s wolf ticket level flame war where it’s not the typical flaming but these get unfunny quite fast. It’s a flame war where the flaming gets into ethnic slur territory and borderline hate speech levels. This is when Kealan Patrick Burke and The Cabbie Homicide’s guilty party went at it on twitter -- turned into this; the slurs got progression of nasty. These can really get vicious when Italians nail those who are British when they pick up their slurs in Italian.
Watch it with these -- the author of An Eye In Shadows learning the ethnicity of some detractors will get ugly with flame wars. As few will say and some noted some of the extremely nasty insults on the staff of Hellbound Books when he called one of them "Hitler's Fucktoy" then the leader of the imprint implied he didn't read up on Emmett Till and tried to mock the roster that's The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five.
Some noticed when the roster was introduced a then rival publisher now admitted the one kept the peace invoked this -- the thing known, a vicious and nasty style of flame war known as a slur war. The mental patient remark the asshole got flagged about 20 times for hate speech alone. Don't invoke slur war with African-Americans or those from the Arab Spring's that's a huge no. You can get in Facebook Jail for 30 days for recalling some of the slurs, they picked up on one in Italian.
Some noticed when the roster was introduced a then rival publisher now admitted the one kept the peace invoked this -- the thing known, a vicious and nasty style of flame war known as a slur war. The mental patient remark the asshole got flagged about 20 times for hate speech alone. Don't invoke slur war with African-Americans or those from the Arab Spring's that's a huge no. You can get in Facebook Jail for 30 days for recalling some of the slurs, they picked up on one in Italian.
slur war by illinoishorrorman June 15, 2018
Prison City Rules
The Ethereal Gazette was noted for it's STRICT house rules rivaling the mentality of the Duggar household but aspects that differ as he defined to another who was doing anthologies, another editor knew the rules he coined -- other publishing imprints know this as Prison City Rules. No erotic content but no holds barred. Rule out sexual content but time the swearing, go for subject matter that's ideologically sensitive and able to address social issues when pulling this off. The Issue Five roster embodied the Prison City Rules approach.
Prison City Rules by illinoishorrorman June 8, 2018