pigfucker

One of the most offensive and disgusting cousins of fucker. Often used on blogs to swear at blogtrolls. This one out swears motherfucker.
The owner of LiveJournal is a goddamned pigfucker because he likes to make it rought for people who have a real website. The fuckstain makes it hard for people to be taken seriously when they have a real website and shuns the use of e-mail
by illinoishorrorman October 15, 2010
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Holden's Counterpart

A biting creativenonfiction deconstruct of those who get celebrated for doing novels where character were never their's to begin with. The author sneaked this on fanfiction as he introduced a tone that some who are known types who gave him shit were put on spot. He took aim at the pseudo-novelist who wrote the piece of shit known as Another Hope which Lucasfilm took aim at her along with his rival, Nick Matamas, on his LiveJournal blog. Noted for the jokes at his own expense using slurs for Italians, greaseball and wop. Noted for the challenging question, "Does one see the world through the eyes of a fan writer or a journalist?"

It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.

When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.
The said piece was conceived when he caught a fanwriter saying, "Fan fiction is better than the original material" then the bastard blasted the piece. He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart. It's the double homicide language of The Cabbie Homicide where the investigative elements show from his reporting from his wordpress and tumbr blogs with the biting vibe of The Fandom Writer.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Holden's Counterpart

A biting creative nonfiction deconstruct of those who get celebrated for doing novels where character were never their's to begin with. The author sneaked this on fanfiction as he introduced a tone that some who are known types who gave him shit were put on spot. He took aim at the pseudo-novelist who wrote the piece of shit known as Another Hope which Lucasfilm took aim at her along with his rival, Nick Matamas, on his LiveJournal blog. Noted for the jokes at his own expense using slurs for Italians, greaseball and wop. Noted for the challenging question, "Does one see the world through the eyes of a fan writer or a journalist?" The companion pieces are "Hometown of the Fabulist" on facebook and The Fandom Writer on FictionPress.

It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.

When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.
The said piece was conceived when he caught a fanwriter saying, "Fan fiction is better than the original material" then the bastard blasted the piece.

He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds.

You do novels that eventually you'll be stealing from us in the small press." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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brick

A FanFiction.net or Archive of our Own based full length pseudo-novel with the casual copyright infringement taken to epic levels; i.e. getting celebrated for lifting video game properties, established films with current copyright laws still in effect, lifting characters from literary sources not in Public Domain, or from other media properties. i.e. 100,000 and 200,000 word counts of copyright infringement that would leave Brian Lumley beyond torqued when he sees it.
I guess those regulars producing "bricks" never read about the debacle Stephen Glass invoked or Another Hope as this one torqued Lucasfilm and George Lucas himself. Getting their backs patted over it ala the regulars on Fandom_Wank when they got busted by the writer behind An Eye In Shadows and publisher of The Ethereal Gazette.
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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UCLA

1.) University of California Los Angles

2.) University Closest To Lombard Area
I am going to discuss the second definition; it's origins was a classmate in Glenbard East in 1994 prior to graduating as it was in Judo she made the crack. It's a joke referring to some of the colleges in Chicagoland as in the 1990s there was Wheaton College, College of DuPage, Elmhurst College (quite a few are accredited while they have a few where RationalWiki would coin as Fundie School. Two of the alumni from Northwest Baptist Theological Seminary are responsible for major Investigative publication of the Evangelical sect known as Christianity Today and the other was responsible for one of the Illinois translations known as The Living Bible. ) Some of the Gazette were from the City College system as this was where WYCC originated. Young Earth Independent Baptist schools have the name crank school tagged to them because of Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon promoting diploma mills. Hence the term in DuPage County known as UCLA -- aka University Closest to Lombard Area.
by illinoishorrorman February 21, 2018
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fib

Fucking Illinois Bastard. Common insult if you're from Illinois going to Wisconsin. If you want to piss us off; say our state name with the "s" as that's a common thing in Iowa. The "s" is silent fuckball. Those of you who are writing fanfiction of Early Edition get our accent right, dammit. And don't use the word 'sammich' that's our joke. flatlander is another I heard too, April Derleth was careful not to use either of these terms as she worked with a few out of Chicago.
I heard this remark thrown at me at cheesehead in Iowa City, Iowa, as he was driving the bus on the University of Iowa campus in 1999, it was the first time I had this thrown at me. I had heard Mason City residents call me greaseball as there's still a lot of Anti-Italian prejudice there. My former boss at the pet store told me that I needed to shed my ethnic inland accent. He heard me call him a cheesehead, as he goes, "let me guess you're a fib, as only those from Chicago will use the term 'cheesehead' as it's chased with the fuck relative."
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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slimer

1.) fictional ghost created by Chicago native Harold Ramos.

2.) prison slang for an inmate that uses various forms of human waste as a weapon ala chimpazeeing it at an unsuspecting corrections officer. Common weapons of a slimer is often feces or piss sometimes they combine the two. High profile example is Danielle Strong. Also one who engages in gassing
When I address a slimer, I am not talking about the Harold Ramos character, but the second definition. They like to do an impression of a chimpanzee in captivity. Look up the term gassing and you will be grossed out.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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