ike's definitions

buttsex

the act of sticking your wanger inside someones buttwhole whether it is a girl or guy and letting out a substance called buttcheese inside their anal whole.

Ike became very tickelish and started to giggle as paul began to stick his penis inside Ike's anal whole. When paul called for buttsex, Ike replied YES PLEASE!Hopefully it's better than what my parents said how it felt...

by Ike February 20, 2005

rogue spear

noun; a penis of size dangling about wildly from it's owner's groin.

see also SPEARATE

in a locker room, while changing with other guys: "dude, put that rogue spear away before it spearates someone"

by ike August 17, 2003

Iono

Slang for "I don't know"

Steve: "How's this look?"
Jerry: "Iono. Okay, I guess."

by IKe February 7, 2004

Oregon

Wonderland. Eden. Serenity. Clean. Natural. Unruined. Green. Peaceful.
Dont visit we don't want you.

Dont visit we don't want you.

by ike December 30, 2003

Sticky Bruce

Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.

Gregory made a trip to Stop & Shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky Bruce's.

by Ike February 16, 2005

AceDS

A length of Ace bandage wrapped around a stretched penis to create an "all day stretch," or "ADS." Some individuals have increased the flaccid length of their penis through use of an ADS. Caution must be observed to insure the bandage is not wrapped too tightly. Also, to prevent tissue damage, the wrapping should not remain on the penis longer than 20 minutes.

After using the AceDS for a few months, the Pirate increased his flaccid length from 3 1/2" to 5 1/2".

by Ike December 5, 2003

Thundercles Mc Butterpants

Typically Identifiable by some snazzy birkenstocks, a pair of old man pants and an obsession w/ the color pank, A Thundercles McButterpants is typically a tall, gangly, rather unkempt individual with a nasty case of bed head.

Geez, If that Nate Long kid had some old man pants, he'd be a perfect Thundercles McButterpants

by Ike February 23, 2004