ihatelifemorethanyou's definitions

Parents

People in your family who specialize in making your life hell. Depending on what kind of parents you have (asian parents are the worst), they can also make sure that you don't have a life, make you study your ass off for no reason, and basically make you a working robot.

Person 1: Hey Jimmy, coming to the party tomorrow. We gonna drink, play video games, dance and all the following above.

Jimmy: Srry guys i can't, my asian parents are making me read books in chinese.

Person 1: Dude you are so uncool.
(Poor Jimmy...)

by ihatelifemorethanyou April 13, 2009

dead

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

vvhore

The kinky way to spell whore that bypasses almost every censor filter system. Used repeatedly in video games.

Me: Jenny, you are such a level whore...

(Jenny sees: Jenny, you are such a level ****...)

Jenny: Wat? censored

Me: Oh, Jenny you are such a level vvhore.

Jenny: ZOMG UR SO MEAN :(

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

Halloween

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.

Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Lol

What people say when they have no clue what's going on and have nothing to say.

Guy 1: Hey, yesterday I slept at 2 o clock in the morning. The bio homework took the longest time but i suppose calculus took some time also. When did you sleep?

Guy 2: um... LOL!

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Hamster

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

Love

When people do stupid things in a desperate, pathetic attempt to impress someone.

Jane: Omg Jon, I can't believe you stole the answers to that test and gave it to me! I feel so degraded now!

John: I did it outta love :(

by ihatelifemorethanyou November 10, 2009