Definitions by ihatelifemorethanyou

Seikon no Qwaser

1): The usage of radiation from "Quasars" to enhance boob image and size, adapted from innovative Japanese technology.

2): The act of sucking soma from the enhanced cleavages of female anime characters in order to unlock an element of the periodic table of elements.

3): An anime based on definitions of 1 and 2.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Seikon no Qwaser that came out yesterday?

Person 2: There was so much sucking and moaning...

Person 1: Inorite?! Man he sucked her good!

Seikon no Qwaser by ihatelifemorethanyou August 20, 2010

attention whore 

An irritable little bitch that decides to randomly flip out over little things. They would say almost anything to get attention including random shit that haven't even crossed their non-existent hallow head before, including random capitalized letter like "NWEKLRHWL:ERJWERWER" with the "ZOMGS" and the oh-so-cunning spellings of "WONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

Note: It is impossible to shut them up.

I thought I had a good friend, turned out she was just a pmsing attention whore.

attention whore by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

girls 

Girls are an intricate race of polar opposites of guys. I'm not saying all girls are bad but I would say a HIGH majority of girls are just bitching attention whores. One day you're cool with them and the next they decide to randomly flip out over little piece of shit things and then proceeds to act like some brainless 2 year old.

Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.

All the quiet, nice girls are overshadowed by their bitching attention hogging peers. Too bad. The world sucks but what can we do about it?

girls by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

vvhore

The kinky way to spell whore that bypasses almost every censor filter system. Used repeatedly in video games.

Me: Jenny, you are such a level whore...

(Jenny sees: Jenny, you are such a level ****...)

Jenny: Wat? censored

Me: Oh, Jenny you are such a level vvhore.

Jenny: ZOMG UR SO MEAN :(

vvhore by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

dead 

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

dead by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

Falcon Punch 

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

Falcon Punch by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

Love 

When people do stupid things in a desperate, pathetic attempt to impress someone.

Jane: Omg Jon, I can't believe you stole the answers to that test and gave it to me! I feel so degraded now!

John: I did it outta love :(

Love by ihatelifemorethanyou November 10, 2009