70 definitions by heptune

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.
Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.
by heptune February 02, 2006
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(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.
The catheter had made his slindle sore.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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(n) A person who engages in anal sex.
The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.
I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.
by heptune June 13, 2006
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(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.
I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.
by heptune June 12, 2006
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On Guam, this is a euphemism for power rationing or planned power outages.
The Guam Power Authority scheduled six hours of load shedding in Yigo today.
by Heptune May 12, 2005
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(n) A library euphemism for an overdue fine.
I didn't return the book by the due date, so I got charged an extended use fee.
by Heptune May 12, 2005
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