Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.
Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.
(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.
The catheter had made his slindle sore.
(n) A person who engages in anal sex.
The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.
(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.
I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.
I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.
On Guam, this is a euphemism for power rationing or planned power outages.
The Guam Power Authority scheduled six hours of load shedding in Yigo today.
(n) A library euphemism for an overdue fine.
I didn't return the book by the due date, so I got charged an extended use fee.