12 definitions by hassell

The C.J. Peete Housing development in uptown New Orleans. Home to 2100 people. It is one of the most notoriously dangerous housing districts in the United States and ranks even globally. This section of New Orleans has a local crime rate higher than many full municipalities in the US and has a significant influence in New Orleans' extremely high murder rate.

The Magnolia was once home to:Juvenile,Soulja Slim,Baby,Turk,6-shot,Mr Marcello

Mystikal was NOT from the Magnolia, or even the 3rd ward of New Orleans for that matter.
by hassell August 17, 2007
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The largest port in the United States and 3rd largest in the world. Home to myself and some 480,000 others. 28% of which are white, 67% are black, and the rest is everything else. Home to some of the the very first housing projects in the U.S.

Highest murder rate in the country almost every other year. The murder rate was as high as 88 per 100,000 pepole in 1994, but is usually closer to 40 (the nation's average is 6-7 per 100,000)
New Orleans Laaaaaaaaaaaaady!!! something something and Esplanade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by hassell April 15, 2005
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I hate to play the Devil's advocate here, but it seems that Jordan with the #1 definition is really stretching things..

1. Smarties are from England and simply have a production plant in Canada (as well as Germany and several other countries)

2. Given

3. Given

4. The original "Rules of Baseball" was written by Alexander Cartwright, a New Yorker, and the origins of pre-baseball games are said to be from England. I think you mean that "Baseball is played in Canada."

5. Sort-of, but I'll give you this one too. Lacrosse was an iriqois game first witnessed by westerners by a Frenchman back when we were both part of the British empire.

6. Absolutely

7. I guess... James Naismith was indeed Canadian, but this all happened in Massachusetts.

8. Apple pie has been eaten since before the New World was even discovered, recipies date back to the 1300s...

9. Given

10. Given, though Dunkin' Donuts is garbade. TH coffee is garbage too, but the food is much better IMO

11. The war of 1812 was before Canada WAS Canada, it was the UK vs the US, period. The US DECLARED war (but certainly did not start it) because of the UK FORCING americans to serve in their royal navy. It was more or less a second war for independence and ended with a treaty.

12. You guys better keep appeasing all of Quebec's demands so they will stop threatening to leave your union.

13. Canada has never played anything more than a supporting role in any war, ever. There is no reason to surrender when you've never fought an actual war on your own.

14. Your civil war is coming in the near future if your rediculous appeasing, ass-kissing politicians fail to keep Quebec from seceding.

15. okie

16. Plaid was only cool in Seattle, lol.

17. The HBC was a British company when that was true.

18. Given, lol.

19. Given.

20. Not really anything worth bragging about, did this just happen in Canada?

21. Snowmobiles were indeed invented by a canadian, jet-skis were invented by an Arizonan, Velcro was invented in Switzerland, Insulin is found natuarally in the human body, but was discovered by a German, and was first USED AS A MEDICINE in Canada. Penecillin was discovered by a Scottish scientist, Zambonis were invented by an American, in America..... Oh and Alexander Graham Bell was Scottish too. Are you just naming random things and saying they're Canadian? This is really rediculous, lol!

22. Given.

23. Superman was invented by an American AND a Canadian in America.

24. True.


It seems from this that one could just make random claims in Canada and people would just completely take it for fact, without any bit of skepticism, lol. Do you guys usually confuse yourselves with Great Britain? :)


That being out of the way, I love Canada! I love Canadians! I haven't met many Canadian assholes at all. From my point of view, Canada and the US (Canadians and Americans) are much more similar places than some people on either sides of the border seem to believe. Other than these few discrepencies that I have pointed out, Canadians are by no means short on reasons to be proud to be Canadian. It is a great and underrated country that tends to fly a bit under the international radar. Low key, understated. Progressive and humanitarian, and a better neighbor than Mexico :)
I think I'll go for a weekend in Canada.
by hassell March 20, 2009
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Frequented by drunken idiot tourists, local underage kids too young to actually drink or get into any bars, and the crazy guy who hands out the jesus flyers every weekend, lol. a typical initiation into new orleans nightlife includes bourbon street, or at least some part of the french quarter.
a good place to find a 15 year old to have sex with, see some breasts, drink way more than you know you should, get in fights with random people, and pee on things that dont belong to you. a nice OCCASIONAL visit.
Ugly Bob: where you goin man?

Booga: im goin out to bourbon street! wanna come?

Ugly Bob: nah... fuck that, i just got out of jail from the last time i went
by hassell January 25, 2007
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The area code for the majority of the New Orleans metro area. A large portion of it was brokin and changed to 985, which is just north and west of New Orleans.
I was about to head out to the 504.
by hassell April 15, 2005
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I ga-ron-tee! My personal family background. Good food.... and thats it. Zydeco is cajun music its hard to like it, haha. The most unfortunate, but hilarious accent to imitate ever! Alcoholics, all of us.
AIYEEEE! Ok Sha! listen up! tell Gaston and Pierre to drag up dem crawfish nets, the hurricaine bes comin up de way! it gonna flip over de pirogue!
by hassell April 21, 2005
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dont lie, the little redneck in all of us begs for country music, haha.

Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
by hassell April 21, 2005
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