hassell's definitions

louisiana

I ga-ron-tee! Born in metairie, louisiana, and raised in laplace and metairie. new orleans is all we got folks, sorry. rednecks surround us, the new orleans metro area is like a little oasis in a desert of country hick accents!

Louisiana is like mississippi, but more popular.

by Hassell July 24, 2006

504

The area code for the majority of the New Orleans metro area. A large portion of it was brokin and changed to 985, which is just north and west of New Orleans.

I was about to head out to the 504.

by Hassell April 14, 2005

.40 cal

First introduced by Smith&Wesson in 1990. Ballisticly similar to the 9mm parabellum, but with muzzle velocity exceeding all 9mm loads, and exceeding most standard loads of the outdated .45ACP cartridge, while having a standard magazine capacity of as many as 15 rounds (G22) as compared to the 7 round standard 1911 magazines, or the awkward-to-hold 13rd G20. Despite the belief or most inexperienced with the round, the .40 S&W has noticeably more recoil then the .45ACP.

Ironically, Austrian manufacturer Glock beat Smith & Wesson to the dealer shelves in 1990, with pistols chambered in .40 cal.

by hassell August 19, 2007

cajun

I ga-ron-tee! My personal family background. Good food.... and thats it. Zydeco is cajun music its hard to like it, haha. The most unfortunate, but hilarious accent to imitate ever! Alcoholics, all of us.

AIYEEEE! Ok Sha! listen up! tell Gaston and Pierre to drag up dem crawfish nets, the hurricaine bes comin up de way! it gonna flip over de pirogue!

by Hassell April 21, 2005

c-murder

Big-name New Orleans Rap artist. Brother to Master P and Sillk the Shocker.

C-Murder is a rapper.

by Hassell April 14, 2005

magnolia

The C.J. Peete Housing development in uptown New Orleans. Home to 2100 people. It is one of the most notoriously dangerous housing districts in the United States and ranks even globally. This section of New Orleans has a local crime rate higher than many full municipalities in the US and has a significant influence in New Orleans' extremely high murder rate.

The Magnolia was once home to:Juvenile,Soulja Slim,Baby,Turk,6-shot,Mr Marcello

Mystikal was NOT from the Magnolia, or even the 3rd ward of New Orleans for that matter.

by hassell August 21, 2007

bourbon street

Frequented by drunken idiot tourists, local underage kids too young to actually drink or get into any bars, and the crazy guy who hands out the jesus flyers every weekend, lol. a typical initiation into new orleans nightlife includes bourbon street, or at least some part of the french quarter.
a good place to find a 15 year old to have sex with, see some breasts, drink way more than you know you should, get in fights with random people, and pee on things that dont belong to you. a nice OCCASIONAL visit.

Ugly Bob: where you goin man?

Booga: im goin out to bourbon street! wanna come?

Ugly Bob: nah... fuck that, i just got out of jail from the last time i went

by Hassell January 29, 2007