Definitions by harry flashman

zot 

Onomatopoeia for that sound when you have been touched by personal tragedy that is funny to everybody else.

"Zot!, Bubba...that looks like the repo-man towing away your Trans-Am with your coon dog in the back seat." Or, "Zot, that had to hurt, Leon...I ain't never seen a framing hammer turn a thumb purple that quick."

zot by harry flashman August 20, 2003

jactitation

The restless twitching of a muscle.

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.

jactitation by harry flashman August 20, 2003

psenile 

Suffering from penile dementia.

Elrod worried that he was becoming psenile and he had an allergy to Viagra.

psenile by harry flashman August 19, 2003

monstruss 

An extra-large truss.

Bubba, who had a severe hernia and who tipped the scales at 325 pounds, had to be fitted with a monstruss.

monstruss by harry flashman August 19, 2003

flambuoyant 

To have the qualities of a showy, cheerful flamer pushing upwards, straining the bounds of propriety.

Eduardo, possessed of an effervescent and flambuoyant personality, was dissuaded by Coach Melvin from attended football try-outs and was redirected to the cheerleading squad.

flambuoyant by harry flashman August 19, 2003

mashed potato sandwich 

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.

Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.

mashed potato sandwich by harry flashman August 19, 2003

klandestine 

Hidden, secretive, undercover.

Grand klugle Karl was wearing sheets as he was an undercover, klandestine operative...and besides, it wouldn't be good for his fried chicken franchise if he was recognized.

klandestine by harry flashman August 17, 2003