Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.
by harry flashman August 04, 2003
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
A bag of toiletries, sewing, letter writng and sundry other goods that you get overcharged for in bootcamp.
Smitty climbed the Washington monument with a scoped 30-'06 and started taking out supply corp officers while muttering about being ripped off for $12.50 back in 1961.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
Seaman Apprentice Poindexter couldn't get a date back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio but in Manila the boy was a babe magnet because he had pesonality.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
n. An unpleasant person with a personality disorder rendering him unlikable, incapable of civility and proactively rude to all he encounters.
Totally controlled by his genetic make-up and the unfortunate fact that he was raised by lizards, Larry started complaining about everything in the hope that everyone would become as miserable as him.
by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003
Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003