harry flashman's definitions

flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.

Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

drop

To give birth.

Tammyjo was ready to drop her third cyhild

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

suction

Having the quality of sucking.

Thank you so much, Ferndock, for your input...management values worker innovation, your idea has suction.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

welshman

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.

You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

weight nazi

A physical fitness fanatic in the military who believes that six-pack abs, blond hair, blue eyes, Teutonic good looks, and 12% bodyfat will ensure his suvival in combat, his promotion in peacetime and a place in Valhalla in the afterlife; everyone else who doesn't look like a recruiting posterboy should have been a candidate for prenatal eugenics.

Hey, Master Chief...you might want to take the long way to building 501...there's a weight nazi hiding in the bushes a block up ambushing sailors with a tape....it's that same shitweasel who is pushing to switch the whole PRT system to metric!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003

klugle

The type of phlegm coughed up by a Klansman after smoking unfiltered Lucky Strikes for 30 years.

Conrad hacked up a huge pulsating klugle with veins in it after discovering that the previous patient on the dialysis machine was Afro-American and Medicare wouldn't do anything about it.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003