Definitions by harry flashman

horrorscope 

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.

I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.

horrorscope by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

bone 

n. an undeserved, great wrong. v. to shaft, wrong or fuck over somebody undeservedly.

The Chief gave Dave the bone again, poor bastard.

bone by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

heyduke 

1.n. A act of revenge or anarchy. Named after George Heyduke, author and anarchist. 2. v. To commit a calculated act of revenge on a deserving mark.

1. I did a heyduke on his car for having a Gore bumper sticker. 2. Some Hillary loving Commie heyduked my Rush Limbaugh decal.

heyduke by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

reniferous 

1. adj.(from renal/kidneys) Having piss-like qualities.

1. Yo, Rob ain't nuthin but a reniferous piss-ant!

reniferous by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

buttlint 

n. Something unwanted and of no value to the person receiving it.

That cherried out '85 Yugo my Dad gave me was buttlint....it didn't have a moon roof.

buttlint by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

steamandcream 

n. A naval term for an Oriental steambath in the red light district.

Hey Smitty, let's go get snot-slinging drunk, puke some osoba noodles through our nose, hit the steamandcream, then do it again.

steamandcream by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

massageandablowjob by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003