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Definitions by hammer---;, hytham

Gobbelization 

Globalization + gobble: a portmanteau of an interesting meaning. It's when bigger fish eat the smaller ones, like what's happening in most Arab countries that have no other choice but to follow the much-hated 'popular capitalism' mantra that America and other developed 1st-Worlders are singing in our ears. (See, de-Arabizing).

Also called McWorld.
Gobbelization is eating at the 3rd-World and leaves in its trail what has been called the 'economic waste' of the 'Global Pillage'!

Now Economy 

The "I need it Now!" sheeple-intensive economy.
In a recent article in trendwatching.com, one can read about what founder Reinier Evers has called the 'Youniverse' of the 'massclass' of 'trysumers' who now can buy their own 'massclusives' blah blah blah...
First they called it New Economy (the 90s' e-boom-and-bust)... then it became known as the New New Economy (the humble, non-spending 'techwrecks'/ also refers to the 00s' rising nanotech and pharma market). But, what about now? You answered yourself...It's the Now Economy now!
Messianic science-fiction: literary genre that takes the 'End-of-The-World' themes and other Christianity-related adventures to dramatic 'literaritainment' levels!
It started with some innocent children literature works by C. S. Lewis (notabily The Chronicles of Narnia) and now is on the rise commercially in Messiah-hungry Israel!
A close 'realtive' to Messi-fi is what has been called the 'Brownsploitaion' of modern fiction in America: dime-a-dozen 'mystical' conspiracy-theory books that deal with complicated, enigma-unscrewing plots and other bull-consumed matters.
Messi-fi by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
I have to agree with the abovementioned definition of 'Slavior': it may be a 'nonce word' created by someone who was bored-stiff outta his/her skull, but the word desribes that 'person' -- people usually do think that the Anti-Christ is non other than The Beast666 himself, who's not human -- that will come at the Endtimes and lead the World into Salvation (=enslavement: which is a very clever play on the relationship bewteen God and his 'slaves')...and sheeple will be led away to think otherwise or question his authenticity.

One last: this Slavior is going to be a Muslim and his followers will rise from the walls of Mecca, to concur cities east and west..."at the far shore-end of the Great Ocean. One city on the East they will enter with shouts of Allah-Akbar! and the other is a city with a thousand markets in each market there are one thousand markets that reside on the Western shore*".
*These verses were taken from a very old book that talks about the Mehdi, or as the Shiites call him 'Al-Qaiem' (The Stander or 'defender' of God's will) and he is going to be the Slavior (a.k.a. False-Messiah/ Anti-Christ/ Anti-God or as Arab Muslims call him 'AlAawaarAddajal', or the Liar with the One Eye' because his left eye will be 'put off' later on). And the two cities are NY & LA, both known as NewAngeles ("City of The Million Shops" it's an old name LA used to be called).
I think that if human beings were to face The Slavior at the End of Time, then I guess it's just -- as a devout Mahayanan Buddist -- a turn of simple 'Karmaggedon'!

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Slavior by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

placebo surgery 

Patient cut open and not performed upon!
Placebo surgery healing is an unexplained medical phenomenon like the 'placebo' effect and the still-weirder: 'nocebo'!

invisible braces 

A.k.a. 'linear' or 'lingual' braces: braces that are clipped from behind the teeth to hide what's known colloquially as braceface!
Cosmetic dentistry is an 'art' practised by dentists that no longer call themsleves so, but prefer the moniker 'hygienists'. They can do a 'smile-lift' or 'face-lift' for you. Or, as 'invisible braces' go, you want to have invisible fillings (made from plastic/ porcelain and fixed by a 'targeting' blue light denting-bonding ingredient!) the next time you're visiting one.
Also, non-invasive veneers: they are non-chilling, free-sculpted veneers. There's bonding which uses a composite bonding material that uses resin molds for teeth-whitening and power-whitening or 'chairside' bleaching: one-visit, light-activated gel combined with high-intensity plasma light that gives you a 'whiter shade of relief' in just a few minutes!

cosmetic underclass 

The unlucky few now, that cannot afford to have a cosmetic surgery. What am I talking about?

You! You must have done some kind of a change to some part of your anatomy. But, the rich and famous are upping the ante on the underclass that they go now to pre-paid 'surgery safaris' to stay untill the wounds completely heal somewhere in South Africa! These 'surgiholics' often deny the visible fact that they actually had say, a boob augementation op (the bustalization of plastits or Frankenboobs!) and are called the 'plastic closet' (or, in this very case 'Double-D-nials'!), or attend their own Botox Party (called 'BotoseXuals') and if they have no time for having a 'Botie', then they can have a 'lunchtime' lipo (a.k.a. microsuction: chemicals injected in desired areas to dissolve cellulite, like Lipostabil or 'flab jab'), or resolve to the latest UAL (Ultra-sound assisted liposuction), E-UAL (External ultrasound-assisted liposuction), VAL (VaserĀ® Assisted Liposuction), PAL (power-assisted liposuction: a 5000-rpm cannula headed SAL 'suction-assisted liposuction')... the list is long.
Body fascism is all the rage now... the dead also get their share of the cosmetic market: 'necro-cosmetics' is cosmetic surgery for the injured and defaced dead!
The 'cosmetic underclass' would be outrageous knowing that they can't have what those who will be buried six-feet in the sand have!