hammer---;, hytham's definitions

Generation Broke

21-35 college students who graduate and find themselves drowning in student-loan backpayments!

If you want to join the Generation Broke, you must own at least two maxed-out CCs (credit-cards) and be an up-to-your-neck in debt zilchoid!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

SWMBO

Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!

A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

invisible braces

A.k.a. 'linear' or 'lingual' braces: braces that are clipped from behind the teeth to hide what's known colloquially as braceface!

Cosmetic dentistry is an 'art' practised by dentists that no longer call themsleves so, but prefer the moniker 'hygienists'. They can do a 'smile-lift' or 'face-lift' for you. Or, as 'invisible braces' go, you want to have invisible fillings (made from plastic/ porcelain and fixed by a 'targeting' blue light denting-bonding ingredient!) the next time you're visiting one.
Also, non-invasive veneers: they are non-chilling, free-sculpted veneers. There's bonding which uses a composite bonding material that uses resin molds for teeth-whitening and power-whitening or 'chairside' bleaching: one-visit, light-activated gel combined with high-intensity plasma light that gives you a 'whiter shade of relief' in just a few minutes!

by hammer---;, hytham April 23, 2007

green language

Third-Worlders learning a second language in order to secure a job.

Well, fuck me sideways and call me Suzie! I have written a bulkasaurus dic and still I can't get any writing job in any magazine 'cept for some 'poof-reading' shit in a maghag-filled glossie called NOX! Guess green language never works for me.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

milk bottles

A name given mainly to European women who frequent the sunny beaches of the Carribean, looking for an exotic shag by Jamaican 'Rastatutes' (Rastafarian statutes: built-up sex-industry workers), to denote their horniness (they resemble empty milk bottles waiting to be 'filled' with 'white'... uh, man-milk!)...

British milk bottles are dime-a-dozen on Seven Mile Beach whenever the tourists' season starts in Jamaica!

by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007

Mexican Mary

Also called 'Bloody Maria': the usual Bloody Mary (kosher salt/pepper + Tabasco® sauce/Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you add tequila on crushed ice and garnish with a celery shoot.

Mexican Mary is one of my least favorite tequila-based cocktails.
For a bitchass strong 'tequtail', see Moroccan Margarita

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

paradoxical phramacology

Administering drugs that will make the symptoms only worse, so that the body can be well-prepared to battle the on-set of disease next time!
Weird...innit?

Doctors gave a weird name 'invert agonists' for those who go through this kind of new therapy called paradoxical phramacology! Go figure!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007