The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.
Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!
When you do anal with a girl so hard that when you pull your cock out of her prime teen ass her anus gets prolapsed looking like a nice red rose but smells like cat shit.
Olivier: How was the hook up with Sabrina?
Chris: Bro that shit was super tight but when we did anal I gave her a Mud Rose and it smelled like dead animals
Oliver: Oof, tuck her anus back in so you can keep fucking her next time
A Shitler is when you give a Rimjob to your lover and they have a dirty ass so you get a brown patch on your top lip that looks like a Hitler mustache
Joel: Hey Remi I heard you hooked up with Nadia last night
Remi: Yeah bro I gave her a Rimjob and when I when to the bathroom later I realized she gave me a Shitler
Joel: Next time make sure to wipe her ass before you go in there
A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
When you got oral from a girl (usually fat) that is so good compared to other head you got in the past that you feel like she is sucking the soul out of your body with her black magic.
Isaac: Hey I heard you hook up with that fat whore Madeline O'Neil
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it
Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys
When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal
Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!
Buy a
Garage Sale Whore
mug!
When you hook up with a boy or girl and when you give them a rim job you instead eat Thai Express out of their asshole seductively (make sure not to make the food too spicy or else it will hurt).
Tinder Guy: Hey sexy mama I want to give you a Taste of Thighland
Isabelle: I am very interested in this, just make sure you don't put sriracha on the pad thai
Tinder Guy: I won't, get ready to step on the rollercoaster of pleasure.
Buy a
Taste of Thighland
mug!
