jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.

GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

Raiden

Charactor from the metal gear solid sequel, who is hated by most fans.

Not to be confused with Rayden, from mortal combat.

Raiden looks really gay...

by Gumba Gumba March 03, 2004

white collar

Office workers in middle or upper classes. Wear a clean shirt every day.


See Lawyer, accountant, bank manager, stock broker.

White collar crimes often goes unpunished.

by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004

fore

A warning to fellow golfers that a ball is headed in thier direction and that they should duck. Also yelled before someone starts shooting up a building where there are people not considered to be targets.

"Fore!" said the golfer before the ball hit the guy putting on the green at the seventh got hit.


"Fore!" Cried the cops as the light up a house with hostages inside.

by Gumba Gumba June 02, 2004

HMB

Some funny-as-hell definitions. See shotgun or christian

If you cannot find a plumber, HMB recommends me.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004