Stayin’ Alive

The song for the orgies of the 1970’s.
Played by The Bee Gees.
Hot girls danced to it while guys were banging on them when it played.
Girls moaned to the song.

Bee Gees: Stayin Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVE!
Ben: Those girls are sure having fun.
Gregory: They’re Stayin’ alive to the music.

by gregben February 18, 2022

Robbie Cocaine

Also known as Fagrid in the Whorry/Harry Potter movies.

You: My favorite Harry Potter character besides Harry himself is Fagrid.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.

by gregben October 16, 2022

Vagitalian

What people speak in Vagitaly.
It’s perhaps the sexiest language ever to exist.

Me: Oh I’m uh having oh a great Ah day.
You: wdym?
Me: I’m speaking Vagitalian.

by gregben September 15, 2023

Wank You

A compliment for wankers.

Wank you very much.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Pure Ivagination

A Song by Willy Wanka from Willy Wanka and the Chocolate-Flavored Condom Factory.

Willy Wanka: Cum with me, and you’ll see, in a world of pure ivagination.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Paramount+

The worst streaming service in the past decade.

Gregory: Have you ever bought to Paramount+.
Ben: Fuck Paramount+ because they ruin everything.

by gregben January 09, 2024

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023