Puss

A shorter way of saying pussy.
Which means:
1. A pet cat
2: A woman’s genitals.
3: A wimp.
4: An idiot.
5: A character from Shrek.

You: I gotta get some puss.
Me: Oh please, go pet your puss and don’t be a puss you lil puss.

by gregben February 17, 2022

Vagitaly

The sexiest place in Europe.
People masturbate there regularly every day.

Vagitaly is the hottest place on Earth.

by gregben September 15, 2023

Hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon

A polygon with 694208008135 sides.

One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.

It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an

octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).

The hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is the funniest shape you could ever imagine.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Anustasia

Anustasia is a woman who has the biggest, shiniest, and most colorful anus in the world.
Anustasia can get anally fucked as many times as possible and still have the perfect anus.

Anustasia has the prettiest anus around.

by gregben August 20, 2023

Pornogon

A polygon with 30 sides.
It’s also known as an XXX-Gon since (with XXX being the Roman numeral for 30), it has 30 sides.

The pornogon may be the most vulgar polygon besides the sexagon.

by gregben September 11, 2023

Starship 69

The name of a spacecraft to have sex on.
Inspired by Adam Sandler’s song Station 69.

Starship 69 is the weirdest spacecraft ever put into orbit.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Faggotree

A tree where the old faggots were made from.

Explorer: That tree looks weird.
Teacher: That’s an old faggotree, what people back then used to make faggot wood and cigarettes from.
Explorer: Woah!

by gregben July 07, 2021