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Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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Orgestra

A musical group arranged to perform pornographic music by doing sexual activities such as mating, performing fellatio, licking pussy, etc.
Ben: That concert was so fucking epic.
Gregory: The orgestra pulled off an exciting performance.
by gregben July 2, 2021
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Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
by gregben August 14, 2022
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Vagimpostor

Jennie: Can you take off my clothes?

Jack: Why?
Jennie: I have a vagimpostor unfortunately.
Jack: Oh my?
Jennie: I know, I wish my real vagina wasn’t hidden.
Jack: I see.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
by gregben May 22, 2019
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Tittanic

A giantess with big breasts floating at sea until she crashed into a dick iceberg and sank (drowned).
Greg: There was a woman named Tittanic.
Ben: Where is she now?
Greg: She sank.
Ben: You mean she drowned.
Greg: Well yes.
by gregben April 30, 2023
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Obshitian

Poop so dark it looks like obsidian, confusing the those that entered the bathroom.
You: Did you just put obsidian in the toilet?

Me: No, I dumped obshitian.
by gregben September 28, 2023
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