Definitions by gregben

Vagimpostor 

A fake vagina.

Jennie: Can you take off my clothes?

Jack: Why?
Jennie: I have a vagimpostor unfortunately.
Jack: Oh my?
Jennie: I know, I wish my real vagina wasn’t hidden.
Jack: I see.

Vagimpostor by gregben July 6, 2021

Vajune 

The month the hottest season begins in.

Girls and women start taking off their clothes and strip at the start of Summer and onward.

Vajune also marks a spike in orgies and other sexual activities involving the vagina.

Person 1: It’s that month of the year.
Person 2: Yes, it’s Vajune and we’re having sex in the city this Summer.

Vajune by gregben July 6, 2021

Vajuly 

The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.

Person 1: Vajune is over.

Person 2: I'm so excited it's Vajuly.

Vajuly by gregben July 6, 2021

Lil Uzzy Vert 

A rapper who always shows off himself with weird emo decorations and is known for the song Uzzy (or you can spell it Ussy however you want), or Pussy without the P.

Ben: I just stumbled upon a DikTok video about someone dancing to a song where the vocals said Ussy.
Gregory: Did you listen to Uzzy by Lil Uzzy Vert?
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: 😅

Lil Uzzy Vert by gregben July 6, 2021

Hey Masturbator 

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.

Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.

Hey Masturbator by gregben July 6, 2021

Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar 

The Islamic-named military commander of the Rebel Alliance who led the attack of the second Death Star over the Moon of Endor.

Mon Calamari: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar: It’s a Trap!

Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar by gregben July 5, 2021

V-Giny 

A Death Star style space station formed by the collision of the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) V-Chip (which censored programs such as The Pimpsons and Assarama for example) and USAF (United States Air Force) Flying Destiny (both of which launched into orbit in 1998).

It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.

Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&) were the V-Giny’s victim planets.

The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.

Leela: Fry’s ship is heading for that small moon.

Fry: That’s no moon, that’s a space station.
Leela: What are those huge letters?
Zapp Brannigan: V-Giny? Doesn’t ring a bell.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don’t like the looks of this V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!

Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!

V-Giny by gregben July 5, 2021