gregben's definitions

Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Kurt Cocaine

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.

Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Octahunthaoctacositridecagon

A polygon with 800813 sides.
Hence its alternate name boobiegon (as the number resembles boobie).

One interior angle is 179.999550457 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.00044954315 degrees.

Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a polygon that’ll seduce you and make you laugh at the same time.

The octahunthaoctacositridecagon is truly a vulgar yet funny polygon.

by gregben September 13, 2023

dildonor

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.

Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.

by gregben June 8, 2021

SBPM

A tempo range made up of 69 beats per minute (BPM).
Also known as a sexabeat per minute (69 bpm).
It equals a tempo range known as seximo (sexy, seductive, and arousing).
It's the best genre for slow dancing.

The best tempo for slow dance is 1 SBPM (which's 69 BPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

Dickade

A crappy decade.

The 2020's is the dickade of the 21st century.

by gregben July 25, 2023

Tittok

A video on TikTok/DikTok posted by a woman about her titties.

That woman posted her breast on Tittok.

by gregben September 12, 2023