gregben's definitions

Love Butt

A series about a couple getting together and having fun together, yet making out and stroking their butts either as an alternative to sex or before or after having sex.

Gregory: One of my all time favorite classic series was Love Butt.
TV: The Love Butt theme starts playing.
Gregory: Lovely couple hanging out together and having fun.
Ben: Lovely alright.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Obshitian

Poop so dark it looks like obsidian, confusing the those that entered the bathroom.

You: Did you just put obsidian in the toilet?

Me: No, I dumped obshitian.

by gregben September 28, 2023

dildio

A phallic radio where you listen to sexual pornographic music, including the sounds of men and women having an orgasm.

Eric Tyler: Can you turning some music?
Ben Gregory: Sure, I can turn on the dildio and we can listen to some fucking entertainment.

by gregben June 2, 2019

Cocktaëteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt (full moon) gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.

It's also used as the period of having sex on or near the same day.

Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My full moon was exposed a cocktaëteris after the same day.

Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaëteris.

by gregben September 30, 2023

faggarena

A crazy dance gay people perform, along with a twist, usually when a date night turns crazy.

Mike: Wanna dance with me?
John: Sure, let’s do the faggarena.

by gregben June 8, 2019

Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.

This man committed sexual whorassment toward whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Whorientation

The angle at which you'll have sex with your partner.

Ben: What are you doing.
Greg: I'm making out with my girlfriend, I just need to get my dick into the right whorientation.
Ben: Okay.

by gregben August 14, 2023