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Ella Shitzgerald

A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.

The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.

Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
by gregben December 31, 2021
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Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.
Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.
by gregben December 12, 2021
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Enwhore

Ben: I just noticed my friends making out in my room.
Gregory: They already had their session, now they’re doing an enwhore.
by gregben November 28, 2021
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Erectropop

The best pop subgenre for keeping everyone excited with its arousing beats and orgasmic vocals.
You can play it at orgies with shirtless dudes and chicks and bang with them to the beats.
You can have the best time of your life playing erectropop music.
Ben: I’m bored.
Gregory: Well maybe you should listen to some music.
Ben: Yes, I’m gonna listen to erectropop, it’s fun.
by gregben September 9, 2021
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Carmen Erectra

A glamourous model with titties and an ass so hot you’ll get erections just looking at her, hence her last name.
Gregory: What are you looking up in the internet.
Ben: I’m looking up Carmen Erectra, she’s HOT!
by gregben August 28, 2021
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Vageneration

The period where puberty drives sex to start the life of children.
Gregory: It was a great vageneration when my mother gave birth to me.
Ben: Yeah it’s the reason I exist as well.
by gregben July 16, 2021
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Vagenerator

A vagina that creates babies nonstop.
It’s also used to describe a vagina that powers people to have sex.
Ben and Gregory’s stepmother is constantly giving birth with her vagenerator.
by gregben July 16, 2021
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