Sexacent

69 cents.
You could call 6ix9ine as well.
Me: How much does this bottle cost?
You: A sexacent.
Me: What does that mean?
You: 69 cents.
by gregben September 18, 2023
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Sexainch

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing and healthy.
This is one of the main reasons most hot models and most American males are this height.
Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, and most American men are a sexainch tall.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Sexainch

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
Less mentioned as a hexacontaenneainch.

It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing.

This is one of the main reasons most hot fashion models are this height.
Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, Charly Jordan, and most American men are a sexainch tall.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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Sexamile

You: How far are you driving?
Me: A sexamile.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.
Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.
by gregben September 30, 2023
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Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 08, 2021
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Vagitalian

What people speak in Vagitaly.
It’s perhaps the sexiest language ever to exist.
Me: Oh I’m uh having oh a great Ah day.
You: wdym?
Me: I’m speaking Vagitalian.
by gregben September 15, 2023
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