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Jizzney Channel

A channel that involves girls and boys making pop poosic and making out.

Over the years, the poosic went from erectro-bubblecum to crappy trap.

The girls and boys argue about their lives and relationships before having sex and finally having children.
Some instances even involve rape scenes in the shows and poovies.

Anyone watching Jizzney Channel will be poosessed by its disgusting nature and turn into mentally retarded rapists.
You: What the hell are you watching.
Me: I’m on Jizzney Channel.
You: Why’s that.
Me: It’s all I can watch.
You: Well I hope you’re careful because it can make people weird.
Me: Still can’t find anything else.
You: Oh boy.
by gregben March 14, 2022
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Pubix

A grocery store for adult men, where you can buy items to shave your pubic area.
A pubic supermarket
Person 1: Do you want to go shopping?
Person 2: I'm going to the adult grocery store.
Person 1: Adult Grocery Store? I thought it was Publix.
Person 2: No. Pubix.
by gregben March 25, 2017
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Vagelis

The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
by gregben August 27, 2022
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Buttnik

A Pussian shitellite launched by the Soviet Poonion into orbit around our doomed planet Earth.
Russia just launched Buttnik into orbit.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Puss

A shorter way of saying pussy.
Which means:
1. A pet cat
2: A woman’s genitals.
3: A wimp.
4: An idiot.
5: A character from Shrek.
You: I gotta get some puss.
Me: Oh please, go pet your puss and don’t be a puss you lil puss.
by gregben February 16, 2022
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Fucking

The former name of a little town in Austria.
Renamed to Fugging for its vulgarity, though Fuggins would've been a better choice to name.
Linda: There's a town in Austria inappropriately named the F-word.
Johns: It used to be Fucking, but thank goodness they renamed it to Fugging even though Fuggins would've been a whole lot better.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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Saturday Night Fever

The day in the 70’s where a bunch of guys banged on hot ladies at dance orgies worldwide while disco music was playing.
Most of the songs were played by The Bee Gees including Night Fever.
Ben: The 70’s we’re arguably the best time for dance orgies.
Gregory: Every Saturday was a Saturday Night Fever for these hoes.
by gregben February 18, 2022
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