Erectronica

A genre of music that involves erectronic sounds such as kicks, synths, and hats, leaving you sexually excited with erections.

Erectronica is the most satisfying genre ever.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Sexamile

69 miles.

You: How far are you driving?
Me: A sexamile.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Sexastone

69 stones.
966 pounds (lbs).
15,456 ounces (Oz).
In the British Imperial system, it’s denoted as sxst.
2 sxst = 1932 lbs.

Also the term for 69 kidney stones.

Powerlifter Ray Williams did a raw squat of 1 sexastone in 2016.
Meanwhile, a woman passed 69 kidney stones (1 sexastone).

by gregben September 14, 2023

dildonor

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.

Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.

by gregben June 08, 2021

Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar

The Islamic-named military commander of the Rebel Alliance who led the attack of the second Death Star over the Moon of Endor.

Mon Calamari: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar: It’s a Trap!

by gregben July 05, 2021

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

by gregben June 08, 2021