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11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.
Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.
by gregben December 12, 2021
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Bad Bromance

When 2 bros (usually gay) get engaged but end up fighting.
You: These brothers just started fighting after getting engaged.
Me: that’s bad bromance you’re seeing.
by gregben February 18, 2022
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Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.
NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.
by gregben September 18, 2023
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Diëteris

A diëteris or biëteris is the Greek name for the period over 2 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs around 8 years later.

It corresponds to 25 synodic months,

2.0213017935214 sidereal months, 27.129896020025 draconic months, 26.792841801954996 anomalistic months, and 738.264699074075 days.

It’s the result of intercalating 2 lunar years (which’s 24 synodic months, 1.9404497217805439 sidereal months, 26.044700179224 draconic months,

25.721128129876796, and 708.734111111112 days).

It approximates 2 synodic periods of Uranus, meaning 2 new/full moons in opposite/conjunction with Uranus occur a diëteris apart.

Though adding an extra synodic month forms a long diëteris, which is 28.1020710232132 sidereal months, 28.215091860826 draconic months, 27.864555474033196 anomalistic months, and 767.7952870370381 days, and is sometimes useful for calculating oppositions with Mars.
Ben: The Moon is with Uranus in just about every diëteris.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because a diëteris compares to 2 synodic periods of Uranus.
Gregory: Interesting.
Ben: Yet the last full moon of 2022 went in front of Mars and that will happen again before my 30th birthday in 2025.
Gregory: That's cool.
by gregben October 3, 2023
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Sexadollar

Me: How much are these tickets worth?
You: A sexadollar.
Me: What does that mean?
You: It's 69 dollars.
by gregben September 17, 2023
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Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit

A catchy song by crapper Will Shit Smith featuring a chorus of moaning sluts known as the Bar Gays.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
by gregben October 30, 2022
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