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Nig Najia

A giant nigga who's about 8 feet tall and can do slam dunks without even jumping.
He's the world's tallest basketball player alive.
You: Did you hear about this tall dude that plays basketball?
Me: Who's that?
You: Nig Najia.
Me: Who's he.
You: The world's tallest basketball player alive.
Me: How tall is he?
You: Nearly 8 feet.
Me: Wow.
You: I know, he can slam dunk a basket without even jumping.
Me: He is one helluva massive nigga.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Ghostfuckers

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTFUCKERS!
by gregben March 6, 2022
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Marijuanaminute

420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.
I smoke weed for 420 minutes (a marijuanaminute) a day everyday and on 420 day.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.

It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.
It also contains C (carbon).
Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.

Student: Cool.

Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.

Student: Wow.
by gregben September 17, 2023
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Nigerian Black Frog

A species of frogs found in Nigeria.

Their skin is black (as they have more niggatronium in their pigmentation than the skin of all other frogs).

They thrive in all environments (water and land).

They’re nocturnal, so they only come out at night to hunt for food (like lizards, spiders, etc).

They let out their vocal calls by repeatedly saying niggit until they find food and they keep doing it.

They’re extremely defensive as well and highly venomous, biting any white-skinned creature that intrudes it.
You: We just discovered the Nigerian black frog in Nigeria.
Me: Wow!
by gregben February 15, 2022
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Octainch

8 inches (8”).
2/3 of 1 foot (2/3’).
Me: My penis can grow an octainch long during erections.
You: That’s cool.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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