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Hoe Sniffer

A person that fights fires sluts causes at places and makes out with other firefighters.
Hoe sniffer: I am putting out fires.
Hoe: Um why?
Hoe sniffer: To keep everyone safe.
Hoe: Like are fires even dangerous.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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Octainch

8 inches (8”).
2/3 of 1 foot (2/3’).
Me: My penis can grow an octainch long during erections.
You: That’s cool.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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NGA

The denoted symbol for niggatronium, an element with N=500 neutrons and Z=1 proton, known for absorbing all incident light and is responsible for the color black.
A song by Billie Eilish.
White person: That dude over there is more black than anyone I know.
Black person: Ayy yo talking bout me? I’m full of niggatronium (NGA).
Billie Eilish: I made him sign an NGA.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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Sexamillion

I just won a sexamillion dollars for a $69,000,000 mansion.
by gregben September 28, 2023
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Boobagon

Also known as an octachiliaoctagon.
A polygon with 8008 sides.

It’s deceptively circular appearance doesn’t distract you from how vulgar yet funny it is.
A boobagon may be the weirdest way to multiply an octagon by 1000 and add an extra octagon as the cherry on top.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).
Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Boner M.

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
by gregben March 24, 2022
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