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Grandmotherfucker

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).
Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Boner M.

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
by gregben March 24, 2022
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Boobagon

Also known as an octachiliaoctagon.
A polygon with 8008 sides.

It’s deceptively circular appearance doesn’t distract you from how vulgar yet funny it is.
A boobagon may be the weirdest way to multiply an octagon by 1000 and add an extra octagon as the cherry on top.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Pussia

What Russia should REALLY be named.
They think they’re strong and brave, but they’re pussies.
You: Russia’s full of pussies, it’s Pussia.
Me: I should’ve known.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Vagenerator

A vagina that creates babies nonstop.
It’s also used to describe a vagina that powers people to have sex.
Ben and Gregory’s stepmother is constantly giving birth with her vagenerator.
by gregben July 16, 2021
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Sexainch

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing and healthy.
This is one of the main reasons most hot models and most American males are this height.
Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, and most American men are a sexainch tall.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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