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Priktok

An app that pricks use and post videos of their pricks on.

You: Did you see that priktok video of a guy’s prick and balls?
Me: Yeah I did.

by gregben March 12, 2022

Kilobeat

1000 beats.

This song is played at a kilobeat per minute (1000 BPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

Nig Najia

A giant nigga who's about 8 feet tall and can do slam dunks without even jumping.
He's the world's tallest basketball player alive.

You: Did you hear about this tall dude that plays basketball?
Me: Who's that?
You: Nig Najia.
Me: Who's he.
You: The world's tallest basketball player alive.
Me: How tall is he?
You: Nearly 8 feet.
Me: Wow.
You: I know, he can slam dunk a basket without even jumping.
Me: He is one helluva massive nigga.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Somebody’s Fucking Me

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.

Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!

by gregben February 20, 2022

impusstor

A fake pussy.

Jennie: Can you rub and fist my pussy?
Jack: That’s actually an impusstor pussy.

by gregben June 10, 2021

Ghostfuckers

People who fuck ghosts.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTFUCKERS!

by gregben March 6, 2022

69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).

69 minutes is the best news interview on television.

by gregben September 13, 2023