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Sexamarijuanagram

69420 grams (g).
Denoted as sxmjg in in the International System of Units (SI).
138840 g = 2 sxmjg.
Most adult men and weed smokers weigh around a sexamarijuanagram.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Paris Hellton

A female celebrity with a voice that makes you want to go to hell.
All she says is That’s Hot, or is it That Shot or That Thot?
Ben: Paris Hellton has the most annoying raspy voice I’ve ever heard.
Gregory: She sure doesn’t deserve her fame.
by gregben February 20, 2022
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Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.
Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.
by gregben November 20, 2023
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Pricken

What farmers call birds that constantly squawk and cluck nonstop to annoy the hell out of the town folks.
They form baby bumps before laying their eggs.
Little pricks are born and they scream and poop all the time.

Also used to describe annoying, selfish, bratty, bitchy idiots.
Farmer: These prickens are ruining my damn ol’ day.
Me: Go be a pricken somewhere else.
by gregben March 14, 2022
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Sexayear

David Bowie lived for a sexayear.
by gregben May 29, 2023
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dildio

A phallic radio where you listen to sexual pornographic music, including the sounds of men and women having an orgasm.
Eric Tyler: Can you turning some music?
Ben Gregory: Sure, I can turn on the dildio and we can listen to some fucking entertainment.
by gregben June 2, 2019
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Obshitian

Poop so dark it looks like obsidian, confusing the those that entered the bathroom.
You: Did you just put obsidian in the toilet?

Me: No, I dumped obshitian.
by gregben September 28, 2023
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