gregben's definitions

Boobagon

Also known as an octachiliaoctagon.
A polygon with 8008 sides.

It’s deceptively circular appearance doesn’t distract you from how vulgar yet funny it is.

A boobagon may be the weirdest way to multiply an octagon by 1000 and add an extra octagon as the cherry on top.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).

Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.

by gregben September 12, 2023

PeeGees

A Dicksco band who sang hits like Night Peever and Stayin’ Alive, which got everyone having banging each other and moaning on the dance floors.

PeeGees: Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVVEEE!!!!
You: Best song ever.
Me: Let’s make out.
You: You’re Stayin’ Alive.
Me: OH! OH! OH! OH!

by gregben August 20, 2023

Vagessa

The name of a girl/woman (with a beautiful voice and hairstyle) who wants to make out with you.
Examples are Vagessa Hudgens, Vagessa Williams, Vagessa Carlton, Vanessa Smith, Vagessa Angel (R.I.P. in 2021), Vagessa Bryant, etc.

You: Vagessa is such a cute name.
Me: I know, anyone with that name wants to make out with you.
You: But not Vagessa Angel, because she died in a car accident.
Me: Oh no.
You: She’s part of the 27 club.
Me: R.I.P.
You: Well we still have the others.

by gregben February 23, 2022

Kilobeat

1000 beats.

This song is played at a kilobeat per minute (1000 BPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

Priktok

An app that pricks use and post videos of their pricks on.

You: Did you see that priktok video of a guy’s prick and balls?
Me: Yeah I did.

by gregben March 12, 2022

Vagentine’s Day

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.

You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.

by gregben February 15, 2022