gregben's definitions

Boobagon

Also known as an octachiliaoctagon.
A polygon with 8008 sides.

It’s deceptively circular appearance doesn’t distract you from how vulgar yet funny it is.

A boobagon may be the weirdest way to multiply an octagon by 1000 and add an extra octagon as the cherry on top.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).

Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Pussia

What Russia should REALLY be named.
They think they’re strong and brave, but they’re pussies.

You: Russia’s full of pussies, it’s Pussia.
Me: I should’ve known.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Vagenerator

A vagina that creates babies nonstop.
It’s also used to describe a vagina that powers people to have sex.

Ben and Gregory’s stepmother is constantly giving birth with her vagenerator.

by gregben July 16, 2021

69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).

69 minutes is the best news interview on television.

by gregben September 13, 2023

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Grandmotherfucker

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.

Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.

by gregben July 6, 2021