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Saturday Night Fever

The day in the 70’s where a bunch of guys banged on hot ladies at dance orgies worldwide while disco music was playing.
Most of the songs were played by The Bee Gees including Night Fever.
Ben: The 70’s we’re arguably the best time for dance orgies.
Gregory: Every Saturday was a Saturday Night Fever for these hoes.
by gregben February 18, 2022
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TrES-2 b

The darkest planet ever discovered.

It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.

It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.

It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.

Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).
69 minutes is the best news interview on television.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Ghostfuckers

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTFUCKERS!
by gregben March 6, 2022
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Cocktaeteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.
It's also used as the period of having sex around the same day.
Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.
You: My butt was exposed a cocktaeteris after the same day.
Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaeteris.
by gregben September 17, 2022
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Priktok

An app that pricks use and post videos of their pricks on.
You: Did you see that priktok video of a guy’s prick and balls?
Me: Yeah I did.
by gregben March 12, 2022
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Kilobeat

This song is played at a kilobeat per minute (1000 BPM).
by gregben September 17, 2023
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