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by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Seventh Planet mug.The craziest sexual dance, involving people turning their genitals toward one other and mating in wild animal fashion.
Their voices mimic wild monkey mating calls during intercourse.
Their voices mimic wild monkey mating calls during intercourse.
by gregben June 25, 2021
Get the Fuckerena mug.The lady with the most creative vagina.
She makes more babies than any other woman.
Also named Vagenesis.
She makes more babies than any other woman.
Also named Vagenesis.
Gregory: There’s been a new record for the most babies born at once.
Ben: How many?
Gregory: 12.
Ben: Wow!
Gregory: I know, thank Ginesis for making them.
Ben: That’s great.
Gregory: Yes.
Ben: How many?
Gregory: 12.
Ben: Wow!
Gregory: I know, thank Ginesis for making them.
Ben: That’s great.
Gregory: Yes.
by gregben January 16, 2022
Get the Ginesis mug.Anustasia is a woman who has the biggest, shiniest, and most colorful anus in the world.
Anustasia can get anally fucked as many times as possible and still have the perfect anus.
Anustasia can get anally fucked as many times as possible and still have the perfect anus.
by gregben August 20, 2023
Get the Anustasia mug.A sexaëteris (a.k.a. a hexacontaenneaëteris) is the Greek name for the period within 69 tropical years (a tropical sexayear or sexade) where the Moon phase occurs within 2 weeks earlier.
It corresponds to 853 synodic months, 921.9640993384945 sidereal months, 925.6720522032531 draconic months, 914.1717622827045 anomalistic months, and 25,189.59153240744 days.
It’s just over 65 synodic periods and nearly 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
It corresponds to 853 synodic months, 921.9640993384945 sidereal months, 925.6720522032531 draconic months, 914.1717622827045 anomalistic months, and 25,189.59153240744 days.
It’s just over 65 synodic periods and nearly 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
It’s just over 65 synodic periods and close to 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
Ben: The first full moon of 2000 is a sexaëteris before the first full moon of 2069.
Gregory: When was the first one again?
Ben: Between January 20 and 21.
Gregory: When’s the first full moon of 2069?
Ben: January 7.
Gregory: Ok.
Ben: The first full moon of 2000 is a sexaëteris before the first full moon of 2069.
Gregory: When was the first one again?
Ben: Between January 20 and 21.
Gregory: When’s the first full moon of 2069?
Ben: January 7.
Gregory: Ok.
by gregben October 2, 2023
Get the Sexaëteris mug.The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
by gregben August 27, 2022
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Me: He doesn't even have to jump.
You: I know, he isn't Big Nigga for nuthin'.
Me: Yeah.
Me: He doesn't even have to jump.
You: I know, he isn't Big Nigga for nuthin'.
Me: Yeah.
by gregben August 27, 2022
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