Whortal Kumbat

A game where you fight with rapists and attack them for raping people like you.
Winners always have sex with from the person with his/her consent.

You: What are you playing.
Me: I’m playing Whortal Kumbat, it’s really fun.
You: Hmm, ok.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 07, 2022

Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.

Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.

by gregben June 08, 2023

Paramount+

The worst streaming service in the past decade.

Gregory: Have you ever bought to Paramount+.
Ben: Fuck Paramount+ because they ruin everything.

by gregben January 09, 2024

Obshitian

Poop so dark it looks like obsidian, confusing the those that entered the bathroom.

You: Did you just put obsidian in the toilet?

Me: No, I dumped obshitian.

by gregben September 28, 2023

EDM

EDM is erectronic dance music and has the power to sexually excite people to dance, in which the sounds stimulate sexual arousal which leads to erections and sexual gratitude.
It can also promote babies unless it’s ear rape which the the bass and other sounds from EDM are notorious for.

You: Do you wanna go out and have fun?
Me: Yes, I wanna dance to some EDM at the club!

by gregben June 05, 2021

Ghostrapers

People who rape ghosts or ghosts who rape people, all to scare them away.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTRAPERS!

by gregben February 22, 2022