gregben's definitions

69 Cent

The alternative name for 6ixine.

69 Cent is the worst rapper of our generation.

by gregben September 15, 2023

Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.

This man committed sexual whorassment toward whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Sexamarijuanagram

69420 grams (g).
Denoted as sxmjg in in the International System of Units (SI).
138840 g = 2 sxmjg.

Most adult men and weed smokers weigh around a sexamarijuanagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Vajune

The month the hottest season begins in.

Girls and women start taking off their clothes and strip at the start of Summer and onward.

Vajune also marks a spike in orgies and other sexual activities involving the vagina.

Person 1: It’s that month of the year.
Person 2: Yes, it’s Vajune and we’re having sex in the city this Summer.

by gregben July 6, 2021

faggarena

A crazy dance gay people perform, along with a twist, usually when a date night turns crazy.

Mike: Wanna dance with me?
John: Sure, let’s do the faggarena.

by gregben June 8, 2019

Cocktaëteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt (full moon) gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.

It's also used as the period of having sex on or near the same day.

Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My full moon was exposed a cocktaëteris after the same day.

Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaëteris.

by gregben September 30, 2023