Explorer: That tree looks weird.
Teacher: That’s an old faggotree, what people back then used to make faggot wood and cigarettes from.
Explorer: Woah!
Teacher: That’s an old faggotree, what people back then used to make faggot wood and cigarettes from.
Explorer: Woah!
by gregben July 06, 2021
Get the Faggotreemug. A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.
The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.
Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.
Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
by gregben December 31, 2021
Get the Ella Shitzgeraldmug. A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Jimmy Buffetmug. 2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.
by gregben September 12, 2023
Get the 11 Feet 6 Inchesmug. A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.
PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.
by gregben July 02, 2022
Get the PISSmug. A polygon with 420 sides.
One interior angle is 179.142857143 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.85714285714 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.142857143 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.85714285714 degrees.
Me: I’ve been high on weed, I saw this cool shape, it’s almost round looking, but it has a heck of a lotta sides.
You: How many did you see.
Me: 420.
You: Oh wow.
Me: I know, it’s a Tetracosicosagon.
You: I see, how long have you smoked weed?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.
You: How many did you see.
Me: 420.
You: Oh wow.
Me: I know, it’s a Tetracosicosagon.
You: I see, how long have you smoked weed?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.
by gregben September 11, 2023
Get the Tetracosicosagonmug. Also known as a sexaminute.
69 minutes.
1 hour 9 minutes.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
69 minutes.
1 hour 9 minutes.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
Me: Me and my husband fucked each other for a fuckaminute.
You: I see, well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 fuckaminute.
Me: What a coincidence.
You: A magical one.
You: I see, well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 fuckaminute.
Me: What a coincidence.
You: A magical one.
by gregben September 12, 2023
Get the Fuckaminutemug.