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A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.
Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.
by gregben June 7, 2023
Get the Ear Rapemug. 30 years.
The time where you’ll achieve your sexual desire and have children.
After all, XXX is the Roman numeral for 30.
The time where you’ll achieve your sexual desire and have children.
After all, XXX is the Roman numeral for 30.
by gregben September 11, 2023
Get the Pornoyearmug. An American author of pornographic fantasy, science fiction, suspense, crime, and horror novels.
They even talk about rape and the rapists responsible.
They also talk about pregnancy and childbirth.
They even talk about rape and the rapists responsible.
They also talk about pregnancy and childbirth.
Gregory: What are you reading?
Ben: I’m reading these novels about sex.
Gregory: Who wrote them?
Ben: Stephen Kink.
Ben: I’m reading these novels about sex.
Gregory: Who wrote them?
Ben: Stephen Kink.
by gregben February 27, 2022
Get the Stephen Kinkmug. 69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
It’s 1 hour 9 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
It’s 1 hour 9 minutes.
Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.
You: Well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 sexaminute.
Me: Wow.
You: Well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 sexaminute.
Me: Wow.
by gregben September 12, 2023
Get the Sexaminutemug. A polygon with 8008135 sides.
One interior angle is
179.999955046 degrees.
One exterior angle is
0.00004495428 degrees.
Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a really funny polygon.
It’s also known as a boobiepentagon for the very reason you perceive looking at the number.
One interior angle is
179.999955046 degrees.
One exterior angle is
0.00004495428 degrees.
Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a really funny polygon.
It’s also known as a boobiepentagon for the very reason you perceive looking at the number.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagonmug. by gregben October 8, 2023
Get the Blue Mooningmug. A tetraëteris is the Greek name for the period in 4 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs 2 weeks earlier, defined as 49 synodic months, 52.961595389901795 sidereal months, 53.174596199249 draconic months, 52.513969931831795 anomalistic months, and 1,446.998810185187 days.
Though if you intercalate it, you get 50 synodic months, 54.04244427541 sidereal months, 54.25979204005 draconic months, 53.58568360390999 anomalistic months, and 1,476.52939814815 days.
If you go halfway between 49 and 50 synodic months, you get 49 1/2 synodic months, which’s 53.5020198326559 sidereal months, 53.717194119649506 draconic months, 53.0498267678709 anomalistic months, and 1,461.7641041666686 days, which makes up half of an octaëteris, leading from a new/full moon to a full/new moon less than 1 day later.
Which’s just about 4 full synodic revolutions of Uranus, and leads from a new/full moon to a full/new moon within 15 days later.
The tetraëteris has been used for the Olympic games in that if the Olympic games of a games occurred 49 synodic months after the last events, then the next games would occur 50 synodic months later, then 49 more later, and then 50, vice versa, as 49 + 50 = 99 synodic months, making an octaëteris.
Though if you intercalate it, you get 50 synodic months, 54.04244427541 sidereal months, 54.25979204005 draconic months, 53.58568360390999 anomalistic months, and 1,476.52939814815 days.
If you go halfway between 49 and 50 synodic months, you get 49 1/2 synodic months, which’s 53.5020198326559 sidereal months, 53.717194119649506 draconic months, 53.0498267678709 anomalistic months, and 1,461.7641041666686 days, which makes up half of an octaëteris, leading from a new/full moon to a full/new moon less than 1 day later.
Which’s just about 4 full synodic revolutions of Uranus, and leads from a new/full moon to a full/new moon within 15 days later.
The tetraëteris has been used for the Olympic games in that if the Olympic games of a games occurred 49 synodic months after the last events, then the next games would occur 50 synodic months later, then 49 more later, and then 50, vice versa, as 49 + 50 = 99 synodic months, making an octaëteris.
Ben: If we didn't have COVID-19, the Tokyo Summer Olympics would've occurred in 2020.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: Because the French Summer Olympics is happening between July 26 and August 11 in 2024.
Gregory: Ikr?
Ben: Because the Greeks knew the Moon was useful for calculating the Olympics.
Gregory: How do you know that?
Ben: Because they used the tetraëteris and octaëteris calendars.
Gregory: Interesting.
Ben: Well the London Summer Olympics took place between July 27 and August 12th in 2012 and the Rio Summer Olympics took place between August 5 and 21 in 2016.
Gregory: Looks like modern adjustments for the Olympic calendars.
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: Because the French Summer Olympics is happening between July 26 and August 11 in 2024.
Gregory: Ikr?
Ben: Because the Greeks knew the Moon was useful for calculating the Olympics.
Gregory: How do you know that?
Ben: Because they used the tetraëteris and octaëteris calendars.
Gregory: Interesting.
Ben: Well the London Summer Olympics took place between July 27 and August 12th in 2012 and the Rio Summer Olympics took place between August 5 and 21 in 2016.
Gregory: Looks like modern adjustments for the Olympic calendars.
Ben: Yeah.
by gregben October 2, 2023
Get the Tetraëterismug.