Definitions by gregben

Baejing 

A city in China where gay men get engaged, married and make out.

Baejing is the gayest place in China.

Baejing by gregben March 12, 2022

Sanjay and Craic 

An Irish cartoon about a boy and a snake that party at a nightclub while drinking alcohol.
Craic is the Irish word for fun/enjoyment.

You: I’ve been drinking in the couch while watching Sanjay and Craic.
Me: I like to play some EDM and dance.
You: Like Sanjay and Craic are doing at the nightclub.
Me: Yeah.

Sanjay and Craic by gregben March 12, 2022

Cocktave 

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

Cocktave by gregben March 12, 2022

Priktok 

An app that pricks use and post videos of their pricks on.

You: Did you see that priktok video of a guy’s prick and balls?
Me: Yeah I did.

Priktok by gregben March 12, 2022

Hoe Sniffer 

A person that fights fires sluts causes at places and makes out with other firefighters.

Hoe sniffer: I am putting out fires.
Hoe: Um why?
Hoe sniffer: To keep everyone safe.
Hoe: Like are fires even dangerous.

Hoe Sniffer by gregben March 10, 2022

DJ Assper

Known for playing the Crap Crap Slide, a song that gets people crapping and became a dance craze.

You: Did you dance to the Crap Crap Slide?
Me: I sure did, DJ Assper is fucking epic.

DJ Assper by gregben March 10, 2022

Crap Crap Slide 

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

Crap Crap Slide by gregben March 10, 2022