greg's definitions

jocking

"To be on someone's jock". Trying to hook up with them.

Sarcastic: Kissing someon's ass.

What happened with that chick the other night? She was jocking you pretty hard.

I can't stand that kiss ass. He's always jocking people more popular than him.

by Greg April 1, 2005

Bubbles

Some nerd playing CZ

:P :P :P

I oWnEd Bubbles big time today!!

by Greg December 22, 2004

Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

by Greg October 7, 2004

rsx

slowest piece of shit ever to hit the road. Honda's biggest multi billion dollar mistake ever. Small companies tried to overcome this fact by producing line of turbos and after market performance parts in order to level the balance of shittyness. They were only to find that what would turn any normal car into a dream car, made the rsx even worse.

"Hows the new car?"
It broke down again, fucking $23,000 mistake!"

by Greg February 21, 2005

slayr

1. Gay homo who spams Forums
2. Gay homo Who spams, becomes a mod, then bans people when the catch him spamming
3. Goat lover

Slayr: Hi guys!
Slayr: How's it hangin'?
N00b: You just double posted.
Slayr: Banned.

by Greg October 24, 2004

Yass

Combining the words "you" and "ass"

What are you doin', yass?

by Greg May 15, 2003

Woo

A penis that cannot be seen because it is covered with massive amounts of pubes.

He picked his woo out into a fro.

by Greg March 13, 2004