greg's definitions

Kaniver

A person (F1) who, when in a friendship, plots against one of his friends (F2) with another friend (F3). They (F1 & F3) exclude the second friend (F2) from activities like going to someone's house, to parties, or to any location that it is possible to enjoy oneself.

Also describes a person who talks behind his friend's back. See Gossip.

Kanive (adj.), Kaniving (v.)

Matt: Greg and Corey rented Dynasty Warriors 5 and played it without me. They are Kanivers.

by Greg April 19, 2005

boofable

To want to jump the bones of a slightly older woman.

Ms. Gwinnbeth is the most boofable teacher at our school! Gwinnbeth - drinks or Indian food one night this week? :)

by Greg April 24, 2005

tomicon

Thats cool. Please though, take a moment to sit back and look who "the fall o'ers" members are. Alyssa Petrilla? Rebecca Shmucker? Do they even game/whatever else tomicon does? Me and Bryan happened to be talking about the large number of people who follow certian groups or trends in this school. It took me a second to think of the name and we both profiled it. Someone else saw it, they did the same. It's not a real group.

this is an example. 20 letters letters.

by Greg April 24, 2005

hombrey

Spanish for "man". A good substitute for "man" "nigger" "buddy" and other words used to informally adress a close friend.

Individual 1: Man this sucks!
Individual 2: What wrong wit you is, hombrey?
Individual 1: Wow, you're adressing me in such an informal, novel, and intimate manner has really helped my situation.
Individual 2: I'm glad to hear it, pimp.

by Greg April 24, 2005

Scottish hello

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.

"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."

by Greg April 26, 2005

brandywine

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.

Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!

by Greg April 28, 2005

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005