267 definitions by greg

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by greg August 23, 2003

magarm

Any projectile weapon that uses magnetics to propel a projectile

gauss guns, rail guns (theoretical)

by greg April 9, 2005

brandywine

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.

Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!

by greg April 29, 2005

Bitch Fizz

A drink for the ladies. Any of a wide variety of sickeningly sweet, fizzy, low percentage alcoholic beverages. These beverages are known around the world for

Synonyms: Bitch Piss

Greg: "Tom, what are you doing with that bitch fizz, you look like a raving poofta"

Alex: "Put this bottle of green Chartreuse through the beer bong"

Tom: "Hu-Ah - That's the shit I'm talking 'bout"

by greg January 7, 2004

absynthe

an extremely strong liquor that makes you hallucinate. illegal in the u.s

Scotty and coop drank so much absynthe they saw green fairies but didn't feel a thing.

by greg January 19, 2005

chomsky

(n) A genius who tirelessly works to expose the murderous lies committed by the US government abroad.

I've never learned as much from school as I have from Chomsky's books!

by greg February 4, 2007

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 11, 2005